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(spongykris wants a pub., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

Is it possible to rape yourself?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

no
but i spent a constructive half hour trying
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

I tried to take myself by surprise while listening to thus;
prodigy - break and enter
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

with a broom handle.
Edit:*brooms self accidentally*
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Broom-rape is NOT rape.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

No
The act must be non-consensual and you cannot deliberately do something to yourself without your own consent.
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

How can I rape-success?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Schizophrenic?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

what if you have a split personality?
arse. split-mindpissed on
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

or a sentient cock

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

My cock thinks it's Oprah Winfrey, oh, how we laugh.
MIT JIZMS!
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Yes. I raped myself once

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Mit weasles?

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Mit wezls

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

People like you fuel my fire.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I've got my cock up my ass and a shotgun pointed at my cock

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

My cunt is cock-fucking my ass-cunt.
Confused, much?

Got Justice?
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

ANAL JUSTICE VI : JUSTIFY MY CUNT

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

Justify my what now?
Is that Madonna??
(spongykris wants a pub., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

Its ass law.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

hahahaha

(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

pffhaha
ah, respiratory diseases we have loved...

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

hahahahah!
that's friggin awesome!
(bennyhillslovechild A walking jam-jar and syringe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)