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( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahaha
incredibly silly.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

cheese with peas?

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

what time's it there?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

garlic bread

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

garlic?
bread?

ah, the genius that is catchphrase-comedy.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

niiice!

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

issit tho?
issit?

*feels dirty*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

What a facking liberty!!!
*shudders*
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

yeh but no but yeh but no but (ad finitum)
chamone muthafucka.

*yaaaawn*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

What I like about Peter Kaye is his knowledge of 80's adverts
I wish I still had my old star wars on betamax recorded in 1981 mainly for the adverts

Clydesdale bank readycash advert with a young stephen hendry was good and also the old mcEwans export ones with the dummy cavalier.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

I found a copy of Life of Brian taped the first time it was shown on tv after having been banned.
Old channel 4, milk tray ads, Russ Abbott Hamlet ads, truly excellent
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

I had that same recording!
Channel 4 BANNED!!!! series in the late 80's
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

i still remember eagerly seeking out the triangle
warning contains filth.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)

oh fuck! how disappointing was that?
You were better off waiting for the new dennis potter offering on BBC2 (eg singing detective and suchlike)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

blackeyes ftw.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)

Camomile Lawn!!!
Although a few years later.
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

YES, Gina Blackman!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)

I remember that!
A documentary on editing language.
Clearly saying "we have three fucks and a cunt" We'll cut the cunt"
But they just said it!!! On T.V!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

hahaha
god I've got stacks of videos in a cupboard..I'll have to go have a look again! :D
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

I watch them just for the old adverts
and also for it'll be alright on the night with denis Norden (who I always thought that the scotch video "re-record not fade away" advert was based on)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahaha
I loved that ad.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Have you ever been here?
tv.cream.org/

Good stuff.
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha YES!
I have had a bet with one of my mates for about 5 yrs disputing an old public information film......


It's about reversing lorries into a loading bay.

There's a lorry driver reversing a lorry and a guy in a brown "warehouseman"jacket and a bunnet (flat cap)guiding him back. He's guiding him in in French because it says Marseilles on the lorry......

at the end he goes up to the driver and talks to him......
I think that he says "I didn't know that there were many French Fellahs in sheffield"

My mate thinks that it's Birmingham.

I can't find evidence to prove him wrong.

What does everyone else think ?

1)sheffield
2)birmingham

??????
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

aren't you meant to be at work?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

I am there
but the person didn't turn up to do the experiment, which is a bit cuntish as it's a public holiday and I wouldnt have come in or have gotten up so early if it wasnt for the fact I had to be here. I also had to walk 15 minutes through heavy sleet. What a cunt.

in reference to the video, I didn't just find it this moment, but about 6 months ago, it delights me still.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

fucking students
:D
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)

did you ever shop in "roots &fruits" on byres rd, next to safeways?
That was where the Spiers pube incident occurred
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)

4:12
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA0q_vkeoDA&feature=related
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

yes I do know the garlic bread 'catchphrase'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=knYOcaQ-x5o&feature=related

I replied with another catchphrase...which went over your head....BRILLIANT!!
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

love that

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

I miss the Fast Show :(

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

me too
although whitehouse and enfield had some fine moments.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

Do my ears decieve me?
GARLIC BREAD???
( The Twisted Omentum Talk about Mudflaps, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's the futu....ahh!
Is IS the future!!!
( Mstandot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

haha
I like that on all its comedic levels! :)
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)