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[challenge entry] Ear cataracts?

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(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# i didnt want to
but I laughed.

well shopped.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahahah
that works way too well :-)
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Farmers!
Noon Eve Board
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# ear cataracts? :)
brilliant
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaa!

(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I've just installed Safari and everything looks all strange :?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# that's the african bush

(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# it's the font rendering, probably
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Aye,
That'll be it. It has all lit up areas around the boxes as well. Oh well, it does appear to be working a lot quicker than Firefox has been recently.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# You can resize text boxes, which is nice.
I loathed everything else about it though.
OH HAI I PUT GREY TEXT ON UR GREY TABS.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# if speed is what you are looking for
(and like nice rendering as well)
why not use opera?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# That's the Mac browser isn't it
Or is there a windows download as well?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It is Apple's browser
but they do a Windows version too.

My in-depth review of it: it has nicer html form buttons than the other browsers.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Ive just started using it so I cant really
give a particularly in depth review of it yet. It seems o.k. though. If just slightly blurry on the fonts....
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Your in-depth review has swung me
I just like the name to be honest :)
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# love it :)
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# That's brilliantly done!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# *Standing Ovates*


(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *standing, ovulates*
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Eeuw!
Plug it up,plug it up!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Ovulation happens BEFORE.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Well I don't know!
I stay clear for the week!
and now with added stepdaughter at it as well!!!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Ahaha you poor man.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# HIDE.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha


Yes!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# who is that
fat bald bastard?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's really good
.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
very good.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# but who's better
riker with a beard, or riker without?

there's only one way to find out......
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# With. WITH.
Frakes, get away from that razor.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hi! I'm Jonathan Frakes!
*strikes pose*
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# You're much better *physically harrasses*
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# fucking hell
I never get it right. I shaved both beard and head this morning.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Ah, there is a bend to the rule.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Lack of Ginger FTW!


;P
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
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(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# you are wrong
beard is always best
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I really don;t get facial hair removal, it's just weird
I feel like i might as well have no eyebrows when i take my mustache off.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# This is excellent news.
There is a space for you in the harem at any point.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# My beard is currently 3 inches long.
Mrs Bingo said to me last night that she hated kissing hairy lips. I was so disappointed.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# They're the best kind.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Indeed they are.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# How fucking sexy is that?
Exactly.

(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# your lips grow hair?
fucking hell that's scary

when i first had a goatee it made 2" in a year
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I've been growing this one for about four months.
It's a beauty.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# that's almost an inch a month
how the fook?
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!
My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.

Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?

I get five minutes after shaving shadow.

Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# mine grows fairly quickly,
but still takes about 3 weeks to be thick, don't let it reach inches long anymore so dunno how many months it'd take.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear :)
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# :)
I'll take that as a compliment.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Excellent.
Woo.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# fantastic!



(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)