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( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

*squee*
WYH
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
he's just asking to be orally raped.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)

i think it may have just been done and he has resultant jaw-lock

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

or he just has been
*whistles innocently*
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

*pisses innocently*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

you never orally rape me, whats so special about him?
bloody men.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

But just look at his come to bed eyes.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

shatner's or cs's?
as we all know, cs has lovely eyes.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

I mean Shatner.
He's asking for it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

They taste of prawn cocktail.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

do they?
then it's a bit off, prawn cocktail should be pink not blue
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

Mmmm raw.
*licks eye flirtaciously*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

i'm blind i'm blind!!!
yet incredibly turned on
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

Yeah you are.
Take a deep breath...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

*skull fucks mercilessly*

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

*watches awkwardly from a few metres away*

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

OTHER SOCKET
You and I almost got to fourth base then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

Strapon?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

I wouldn't have thought you needed one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Pfffffft
I can't do two eye holes at once, what kind of multiphali'd freak do you think i am!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

I'm happy licking this eye.
later I might rub it with my toe.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

wait, since when was fourth base
teaming up to pull someone's eyes out and then gratifying yourself in the ensuing horrific mess?
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

*sigh*
I'm licking eye, you go for wrong socket, tongue plus penis equals fourth base.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

my mistake
*resumes wanton facial penetration
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

i always thought that was third
although i'm not a fan of stupid yankee games, so i call tongue + penis a four
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

he gave me beer
and patrick stewart's private number.

and who says i've not orally raped you?? have you not noticed you've been dreaming less and getting more headaches recnetly?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

why are you not out on the pull tonight?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)

communication problems
and tidying my room (which took a surprisingly short time)

may be off out after me fish supper if my mate gets back to me
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

pfffffffffffft

( MrA, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

hahahahaha!
hahaahahaha!
:D :D :D
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

Jinkies!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

yay

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

IMMA CHARGIN MAH PHASER!

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

Jinkies!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

hehe

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

*removes eyes*
No wonder he was called "Bones".
Same reason my cat is called "Mrs. Catfood" and Mrs. Bingowings is called "Mrs. notMrbingowingscockunderanycircumstances".
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

*plays marbles with eyes
*loses
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

hahahahaha
*hugs*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

:D excellent lady.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

Doesn't like hairy lips, doesn't like sucking cock?
What does she like?

Don't tell him, Pike!

:)
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

hahahaha!!!
this made me do a big rofl!
( Tesco Quality Wiping my face with dirty kittens since..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

he's all mouth!

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)

OH FUCKING YES YES YES :D

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

Hahaha
What on earth!
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)

overwhelming urge, sorry
*puts fist in*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)

*boing*

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

Knahhhh! /Jimmy Nail

I need to threadjack you, I'm afraid, for more compo related larks and japes.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
loikes.

apologies for slight TJ but there is fuck all n telly and I am away from home alone and bored. Is 'mona lisa smile' any good?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

probably if you are between 12 and 20 and female

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

right then.
I might have more than the required amount of testes for that. However all is saved. I found rough science on discovery. I can beat myself senseless to a tanned and lithe Kate Humble.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmh
kate humble
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)

There is no nudity or sexual activity actually shown
so I'm saying no based on that
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)

Zombies?

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)

you've probably cofused it with Planet Terror

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

negative
stick with Discovery channel
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)