it's been a sub-plot for years...



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(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

how odd

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

BIGGER!!!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

I U

dirty boy
( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Ok.
I never got this.

How do the Nazis know file sizes?

Do you honestly have to sit there while your pitiful dial-up connection shits itself over an image I'd have happily downloaded 5 years ago?

Or do you right click/properties just to have a moan?
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

we right-click
if an image takes a while to load on 2meg broadband
because we have a capped ISP

yes, we are cunts
( mictoboy, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

^
T1 though, I just do it or fun
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

If you work with images all day
you tend to have an eye for image sizes, especially with animations

I'm quite happy to be a Nazi, as opposed to an inconsiderate cunt, given optimization is so easy

Can you imagine this place if none of us gave a shit?
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)

whenever i see conspicuous use of dither in a gif
i always get that filesize tingle
( mictoboy, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)

oo
it does too
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)

Can I refer you to my earlier answers
to all the other cunts who ignored the faq? Thanks, just down there a bit.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

ease up
there will always be fail, so you might as well be reasonably nice
or you might get an embolism
( mictoboy, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

embolism me?
behave. Don't play the one rule for some card.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

*spins around on chair*
do I have coffee or tea?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)

Screw that.
Pasta bake is where it's at.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

Nah, I'm not hungry today.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

That's a bit pants :(
I just had a tingly sensation that this evening will be good for me.

I have the house to myself, a MASSIVE dish of pasta bake, just dragged a duvet downstairs to the recliney sofa, and I'm about 99% sure CSI is about to start.

YOU SHOULD HAVE A TINGLY EVENING SENSATION TOO :(
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

I am listening to Blue Harvest
And I have weed and rum.


What a fucking pirate I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

I've had a glass of wine and I'm writing up a thermographic imaging practical.
What a fucking geek I am.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

I would love some wine.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

I'll probably hit the beer a bit later.
Not too much though, I think we're going to London Zoo tomorrow.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

I'm going here
possibly to tesco.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)

Well...that's good too.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)

are you meeting Jahled?

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

I haven't spoken to him, we only decided to go today.
My Mum fancies seeing the new bird house.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Awesome! :D
I downloaded a metric fuckton of DnB tonight, and also FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF CSI, WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

I am also mightily jealous of your intoxicating substances.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

*touches*
Ooooooooh it's like bunnies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

:D
I have bunnyskin.

Also, I've seen this episode, which spoils it a bit :(
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)

Nooooo choose another

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

I can't, there's no more CSI on until 10 :(
BUT THEN, 3 HOURS OF IT :)

2 hours of Miami, too, which I don't watch as much, so they're more likely to be ones I've not seen :3
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)

Oooh Miami.
Why do I find David Caruso attractive?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)

Because he's ginger.
And gingers are fucking sexy.

Also, he's such a bad actor, I LOVE IT :)

But still, Grissom is the sexiest.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)

Ooh yes, he is a bit.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)

watched that last night at my mates :D

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)

it's got nothing to do with hungry.
it's baked pasta!
\o/
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

THAT'S THE FUCKING SPIRIT :)

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

neither
gin
( mictoboy, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Christ, gin's horrible.
I have rum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

gin is lully
*is drinking gin*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

Ohhh no it tastes like perfume
and other things you're not meant to drink.

you are welcome to all the gin.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

Gin is for sweaty foxes.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

Hahahahaha yes.
*doesn't at all imply that Jude would look foxy if sweaty, third duke of wimbledon etc*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ha!
You're such a slag, aren't you :)
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

Yup.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)

\o/

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)

pfffffffffffffffft
*licks*
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

Eyyyyyyyyy now THAT'S what I'm talking about.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)

CUNT OFF, IT'S 400K LOL
etc etc.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)

lol.
rofl. How should I cunt off oh master? ( I have his gourd ).
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Give his gourd a twist.
Then stick a flaming bunny in there.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

this gives me the fear
no really it does.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)

fear you say?

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Holy shit.
That's terrifying.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)

:D I've got Blue Harvest going on behind me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)

arf!

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

holy fucking jesus
thats a lot of my bandwidth evaporated - thanks
( The Tig and me, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

well i never
and just having a wee look, unless that movement on lol, hahaha is intentional, your hahaha has 4 frames where one would suffice, it'll shave a wee bit off the size.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)

Arf!
Can't be bothered to make comments about file size as I just woke up a short time ago.
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

....

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hmm..

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)