It's his twin from an alternative universe.
His cans contain only veg.
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frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:50,
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and he only says no.
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Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:52,
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