HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!...


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( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)

hippo birdy
and....


NORKS!!!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

rofl tits

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

rofl-tits
1.create rofl-tits
2.sell
3.
4.profit!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

I think you'll find that...
3. = wanking

(or maybe roflwanking)
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

there is no 3!

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

*wanks just to spite you*

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Oh yeah.
spite-wanks are the best.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

are they the same
as angry wanks?
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)

Anatomically, yes.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

Happy birthday!
He should be about a cm to the right ;-)

Edit: I've just taken all of someone's money off them in poker, and now I'm going for a celebratory bath. See you soon, all x

edit edit: maybe not. Half an hour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)

ning hot tits
who the fuck is corrine bailey rae when she's at home?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

Singer, does happy songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNK_VDQY8I

like this one.

*squeezes* ning lovely.


although I'd wager no more happy songs for a bit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

why would she be funny though?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Her husband overdosed yesterday.
Been all over the news here. Because you know, there's no war on or anything.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)

Has it?
I had no idea. Which is fine, because I don't really care.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

I was assuming he was a he rather than an it.
UNLESS she was married to a table or something.

And it overdosed on....sanders.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)

I meant it as in the story.
But it is always tragic when a table ODs on sanders.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

Gets me every time.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

she should sing the blues
blues and girlie singers go well together*


*this is not meant as an insult towards her...she has the voice for female blues
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)

She would do good blues.
Best stuff for girls to sing, is the blues.

/blues singer to some blog.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

happy birthday!
is it just me who doesn't find 7 of 9 attractive?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)

Nah, I'm with you.
My dad fecking hates star trek, but used to sit through it just cause he thought she was fit.

I never really understood it though.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)

would...
www.wonderfulfaces.com/pictures/JeriRyan/nude/jeri_ryan_012.jpg
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)

Christ...
Hardly any point in wearing a top really.

Still, I don't quite get it... I mean I'm not saying i WOULDN'T! But I don't get the obsession.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)

Trek + big tits in tight catsuit.
Janeway in her nightie for me, every time. Woof.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

This is true.
Picard in a nightie... Meow.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)

thank you for that...
...(wow!)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)

The bitch, I wish I was that thin.
But never mind.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)

Thin is boring
and unattractive.

Curves and normality = win.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)

Hurray for curves!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

I'd quite like to be octagonal.
That'd be hard to argue with. I'm not fat, I'm 8 sided.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

If you were rectangular it'd be more convenient for storage.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)

I don't want to be a rectangle.
That's a boyshape.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

And impromptu games of Tetris

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)

It depends
Thin as in petite and flat chested is fairly sexy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)

The only woman like that who I consider sexually attractive with it
is Milla Jovovich.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)

Amelie?
She was quite petite anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

agreed
I'd rate her a seven
(Penultimate Straw, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

Happy birthday!

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)

Happy Birthday! :)
And yay to rather fit former borgs
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)

happy birthday to you
it is also my mummy's birthday today. are you my mum? if so, i'm sorry for not getting you a card or a present. I'm a cunt.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

happy berthday!

( Mstandot, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)

...*grab*...

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)

Snap Happy Atomic Particle Day !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

careful
She'll have his eye out with those
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)

a man should...
...be so lucky...:)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)