'Boo pinking 'ot me pinking?'

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Now where did I leave the killing hammers?

( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

thanks to this website
quite often when my parrot starts squawking I tend to yell out to the wife "KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FUCKING HAMMERS!"
No doubt the neighbours think I am nuts.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

It's when the parrot starts saying kill it with hammers that there is real cause for concern.

( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

I cant wait!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)

'Peepel....'
Sorry, the way he pronounces people annoys the shit out of me.

This is quite frightening, actually.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Cripes!
To the panic dome!
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

very heironymous bosch

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)

I would like to do a set of pictures in a Bosch style
and sign them 'Anonymous Tosh'
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

I once wrote something
that featured a character called "Eponymous Hieronymus"
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

Was he lovely? Was he wet?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

No. He sold pictures of "Pies against backdrops of skies"
(And that is most of my crap poetry I will EVER post on the interenet!)
Edit not that I have any good poetry to post either, mind you.
( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:57, archived)

Full of lies were the pies
And the skies were surprised
And I sighed at their tries
To understand the premise (shush)
As they furrowed and cried
Their questions denied
They tried asking the pies
But the pies had all died :-(
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

: )

( The magic of chutney Shouting into his phonautograph over the winds on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)

Seriously, I should be the poet frigging laureate.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

I can imagine Howard Moon
making a poem like that.
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

He and I are quite scarily similar at times.
Owwwwww chikkachikka.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

urg, throw it in a sack and drown it
don't let it grow up.


( Wasp Box raped John Leslie on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)