kind of a bored, mid-afternoon, meme-compo effort.


what is that mess that seals make called again?
( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Poops?

( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

seal goo?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

crap music?
oh! you mean the fat swimming seals!
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

**kisses from rose**

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

ouch!!
mind those bloody thorns!
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

here i am you cock gobbling
ginger nonce
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

thank goodness!!
haggis shagging shit rag.
( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

*snogs*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

*bums*

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

*fists* *takes it too far*
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

TAKE IT TO THE ELBOW!

( NinjaBadger is happy fun excitement!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

christ man
he's not a muppet!
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

wakka wakka wakka!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

You're right
he appears to be Pacman ;)
( NinjaBadger is happy fun excitement!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Indeed.
And highly topical it is too since they are currently being bludgeoned all over the ice shelf by moneygrabbing canadians
( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

'cull' time again is it

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

yes those pesky things
swarming all over the place...
( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

can't bloody move for the fish stealing bastards!

( ivesb is back! and is worserer then ever...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

flay the buggers alive I say

( barryheadwound is going to be a very wet pirate this weekend, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

The Holy Guano of the Limbless LandBat?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

silly captain flippers is limbs

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Bollocks.
limbs have elbows. And legelbows.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

i dont think bollocks are limbs :s

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

WHAT?

( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

Do you have elbows in your nasticles?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

if he does we could sell him to the circus

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

NO SELLING!
*grips Sheehan*

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE.
( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I won't sell you.
Is good little manbitch, why would I sell him?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

NOT A MANBITCH.

( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Exactly the sort of thing
a manbitch would say.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

when shes right, shes right!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

The fuck you mean, 'when'?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

i get the feeling it would be safer not to answer that

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

I HATE YOU SHEEHAN. YOU'RE NOT MY FAVOURITE ANYMORE.

( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

awwww not cool :(
im not going to show you my optimus prime costume now :P
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

*ignores Sheehan and Captain Wow*

( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

well now i can write short storys about how you love shania twain :D

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

I DO. I DO.
*covets the Twain*

I'MA PLAY QUAKE NOW BYEBYE.
( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

bai!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)

you mean
knees and kelbows
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

nooo I mean elbows and legelbows.
Occasionally armknees, I'll grant you.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

armknees and knavies!
suppliers of quality cargo pants since 1804
( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

My ovaries wear them.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

FAH~lopian TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Them and all.
They wear birkenstocks.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

fingerelbows and toelbows too?

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

Don't be silly.
fingankles and toehips.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

right
that's it
you've gone too far

get to your room and start making sense
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

Which one of my rooms?
And also, never. With added defiance and shouting.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

*hides all your weed*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Bastard.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

are you going to start making sense?

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Nope.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

*follows the distinct smell of fruity socks*
FOUND IT!
( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

OI!
get your hand out of my fruity socks!
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

*note to self /need new material for next visit*

( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

hahaha!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

i went to see Horton hears a Who last night
i'm sure it's just as amazing if you go sober....

:D
( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

well you took the words right out of my mouth
it must have been while you were kissing me!

:P
( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

how do I live without you?

( bilbobarneybobs Yes Please. Milk no sugar, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

touch me! touch me!
i wanna feel your body
( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

thrill me chill me fulfill me
my creature of the night
( Tom O'Bedlam Beware the savage jaw of 1984, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

WHAT IS LOVE!? BABY DON'T HURT ME.
DON'T HURT ME. NO MORE.
( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

Touch my arse, this is life, isn't it excellent
or something like that.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

catchy

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

like crabs

( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

pffft

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hell yeah.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel, apparently
www.people.com/people/article/0,26334,1542119,00.html
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

I'm confused. Have you spunked in her face?

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

*Logs onto B3ta*
...
...
...
*Considers logging off b3ta*
( NinjaBadger is happy fun excitement!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

*logs onto the life of NinjaBadger*

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Ouch!
Fortunately your username and password don't match.
( NinjaBadger is happy fun excitement!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

*F5s repeatedly*

( The King of Hats uses opposite lock to gain turbo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

*Refreshes*
( NinjaBadger is happy fun excitement!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)