*steals bondage gear*

( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

*ties up in own bondage gear
Hoist by your own petard
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)

damn!
*replaces petard with retard*
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)