Can't decide, is it Shrek or Wayne Rooney?



I know it ain't mine, it just seems appropriate and looks scary
(Woo, Badgers puts the laughter in manslaughter, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

please stop posting other people's work
you're gonna get flamed into next week at this rate, and it's never nice seeing anyone get flamed
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

and put the fucking kettle on

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

haha teatime!

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

1 sugar, milk in first please

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

That's exactly the way I have it.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

if only you were mouthless

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

Hahaha total opposite.
*makes the typical 'talky bitch' hand signal*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

yeah, put the kettle on
wear it like a kettle bitch :D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

we'll ave a lahverly caapa tea OI

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

Digestive or Bourbon?

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

Bourbon please.
Well, garibaldi, really. But only if it's a round one, I don't like the rectangular ones.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

You make me 'aww'.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

:D I'm pleased about that.
How come?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

It's either you're cute, or I'm spacky.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

Apparently I am, according to lads.
I don't believe it, I just think I'm short and that confuses you.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

No waaaaaay. I'm to smart to get cute and short mixed up.
:)
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

you dropped this: o
I'm not cute, not really. It's just an elaborate facade to cover the real maniacal genius.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

It could well be a short thing.
/5 ft girlfriend blog
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Ah, I'm 4 inches taller than her.
So not VERY short. Well, depends who you talk to. My ex was just shy of 7 foot, he thought I was tidgy.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

I'm about 6 foot, so she's pretty small to me.
Doubles up as an arm rest, though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

Aye, I'm an elbow rest at gigs.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

I would rest my pint on your head
in the pub. It's a sign of affection.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

Jammy Dodger please ;)

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

Johnny?
but....you're dead!
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

I don't watch Two Pints that much.

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

fresh out
custard cream?
( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

yes, I agree
please stop posting other people's work

and if you do, try and leave the tags on :)
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

fuck
you've just sorted out what his next ten posts will be, you fucking facilitator you.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

that's a great job title
"Fucking Facilitator"

no doubt they fucking guard their cupboards of goodies vigorously
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

fucking hell
images.google.de/images?hl=de&q=shrek+baby&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

He must be quite the famous photoshopper.
...*cough*...
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

yes, indeed
I find it hard to think of someone stealing the very first image from a google search, so at least it's not a bindun.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)

Let's hope he's not a trendsetter.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

*burns*
we always know when you steal someone elses work (well 99% of the time at least)
( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS, MOTHERBOWLER.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

That sounds hard.
He'll need a stiff drink beforehand.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

hopefilly the kettle is nearly boiled

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

this picture isn't yours.

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

*looks at subject*
*looks at username*
*looks at subject*
*looks at username*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)

have any of the things you've posted ever been your own?
because you are making us think otherwise
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)

The pacman aids one is mine
but my photoshop ain't working and the others just looked good
(Woo, Badgers puts the laughter in manslaughter, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

yeah but here's the thing, you have entered this in to an "Image Challenge"
the point of which is to challenge your abilities at photoshop or just humour in coming up with something that fits the description.

Explain how posting someone else's work either challenges your photoshop skills or your ability to come up with original humour?

by all means post links to other peoples artwork in an existing thread, we like seeing good stuff, but don't start a new thread with someone elses work and not state who's it is.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

and put the fucking kettle on

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

^this^
I'm gasping
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

I'll try to fix photoshop when i get off work
then post a nice picture of a young gary glitter fondling a young gordon brown, will that make up for mistakes?
(Woo, Badgers puts the laughter in manslaughter, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

No. Try something less obvious.
And put the fucking kettle on.
( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

you fool
one is bad enough, should have linked or posted them in an existing thread and not put them into the compo
( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

*cough*tool*cough*

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)

ace band.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

I've never heard of the band "Ham!"
They do sound good though.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

you know it isn't yours?
well, of course you do, that's why..

ah

fuck this, UNLEASH THE NAZI'S OF FAQ!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

*blood boils*
D:
( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)

*hugs*
*injects with liquid ice*
*cools*
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

( head-doctor doesn't like the new vauxhall logo, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

Oh, sorry, that wasn't liquid ice.
That was antifreeze.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

ve vill throwen zee blot boils at zee infringgger!
!
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

ze Hamm touchcer muust die!

( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

Schinken Täter werden zu leiden!!!
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

err... Ja?
*needs to learn german*
( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

or google translate
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

You inspired me to make this!

( Halk, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

that's beautiful, man!
:D
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

No thanks, we're closed.

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

Epic fail.

( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)

( Telltolin sucks dick for a living, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)

( Telltolin sucks dick for a living, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

Wayne Rooney!
:D
( Killerkitti Dear Maria, count me in., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)