Experimenting with t-shirt designs, as requested


Might see about producing a few, or puttin them on cafepress
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha I'd wear that.

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

It would look excellent on my bedroom floor
*nudge*
*wink*
*cough*
*splutter*

How are you, miss?
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

I really would break you, you know.
:D morning lovely, I am alright if a bit sniffly- you?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

*wipes your nose*
I'm alright, just been on a four hour round trip to the hospital for them to tell me they can't do anything to me until may, but I'm feeling fine regardless. What can I say, it's a lovely hospital!

There is the distinct smell of old cheese in my bedroom, and I think it's coming from one of the half-empty mugs of hot drink that have been building up on my desk over the weeks. I should probably investigate, but know I won't until the smell is unbearable.
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Teenage males never change, bless.
I can do stuff to you before may *obvious response* are you alright though?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

Yes, it's a dental thing
but because of my glandular fever, they can't go in my mouth for fear of teh lurgies getting them. Which is understandable really, but not particularly worth the trip to London Bridge and back, in the rain.

Still, not complaining, I got one of those new peanut butter kitkats on the way home and they're wonderful.

EDIT: And as for doing stuff to me before may, I fear we won't see each other until the bash... does this offer extend INTO may? (wow, you're right, teenage boys never DO change! :P)
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

Dental eyy?
My teeth are pretty much completely fucked at the moment. Joy.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

*fucks your teeth*
how d'you like THEM apples, HUH?

really though, what's up with them?
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Pass, they've just been really shit since I went to our new dentist (who I might add gave me an unnecessary filling from what I can tell)
Though the front ones seem to have loads of hairline barely visible cracks on them, which you can only really see with a green torch.

Although on the upside if I grin I do look like some kind of werewolf, which is always good. What's wrong with yours anyway?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

I've got too many
they've got to come out.

If I were your dentist, I'd advise you to stay away from green torches *nods gravely*
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

New?
They've had peanut butter kitkats for ages! Manwife loves them, I think they're a bit too salty for me (like Reese's cups).

*hug* feel better, puss.


Fucking hell, my temp's got some halitosis going on.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

Wilting the office plant life?

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

He keeps yawning at me, with no hand.
What do parents teach their kids nowadays?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

If yesterday's news is anything to go by
How to kick goths to death
( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

That really pissed me off, that story
I used to be a goth and got mugged and kicked in for my troubles.
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Aren't goths supposed to be scary looking though?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Depends
I think most chavs and the like know that goths tend towards quiet bookishness, and thus are easy targets.

Couple that with the goth tendancy to walk dark streets alone and you've got a recepie for easy ego-boosting kickings.

I no longer goth up (unless I want to) and have learned several martial arts, but I still feel the rage when stuff like that happens.
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Ah riote.
I seem to get round being beaten up or mugged by generally looking quite sinister (although when I get my hair cut that aura of meaty sinisterness will fuck off) and by not going out...ever.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

I just wish 'laughing at your son's idiocy' was an arrestable offence

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

arrestable punchable.

And arrestable.
( NinjaBadger wasting his Bank holiday on b3ta :-D, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

She went to the aid of another bloke, didn't she?
I heard him on the radio last night, saying how he wished she'd just run and left him to die.


I'm filling up thinking about this.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Yeah, trying to save her boyfriend.
He must be devestated.
( NinjaBadger wasting his Bank holiday on b3ta :-D, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

He sounded it, the poor lad.
Fuck sake, I'm too soft, I have to go and get a hanky now.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Aw bless ya cap'n
*hugs and offers kleenex*
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

:)

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Get me one as well O_o

( Professor Kenny Martin is selling a lovely Boss GT-8, gaz me for info, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

*hug*

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Nah I'm with you.
It's a real weeper - I'm just too emotionally stunted.

I noticed the other day you were talking quite vividly about the mental state of killers. What's your take on these bastards?
( NinjaBadger wasting his Bank holiday on b3ta :-D, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

I think every situation must be looked at
individually. I'm not saying there aren't some who should be punished (maybe the majority) but I think life's just a mess of grey areas and if you are going to be all hellfire and brimstone about things without learning the facts (not YOU you, one) then you can only be judged under those parameters yourself.

Or something.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

Agreed!
Now let's all have toast.

*Toasts*
( NinjaBadger wasting his Bank holiday on b3ta :-D, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

I was in tears reading his statement
I blame the hormones
( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

*big cuddle*
You're such a lovely lady.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

It very nearly got to me, and I'm about as introverted as they come.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)

You mean thinking rather than feeling shirely?
*has examined the Myers-Briggs Indicator far too many times*

On the upside I'm labelled as Mastermind, which is a deeply satisfying classification.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ah, I haven't done those things since school.
They seem pretty stupid to me, because you can just answer them however you think will give the best final result.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

They are fairly useless yes.
Done and encouraged by the kind of people who like to put into groups as if they should then be proud of something in their otherwise dull and pointless lives.

On the upside I don't really need to take a test to tell me I have the mental traits of a mastermind, evil or otherwise. You just kind of know it when you'd class evaporating the earth as a solution to global conflicts.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

Nasty
I have a horizontally-impacted wisdom tooth that needs surgery to remove...
(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Me too :)

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

if there was an XXXL one you could both squeeze into it at once :D

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

Cap'n, you game for it?

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

I really don't think I could stop myself.
I'd get a right slap. Totally worth it, but still.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

judging by the other comment, maybe you wouldn't

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

She'd get honked
I'd get slapped and lectured about personal space and boundaries.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)

Not at all :)

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

Fucking A.
I'm dead up for it then.
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

I shall hunt down super size tee for teh bash :)

( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

Eyyyyyy awesome.
You'll be quite avec bump then, yes?
( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Tres avec bump by then
I may have to have my back to you!
( Mrs Trellis not running the race for life on principal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Apologies for any dryhumpage.

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

And I shall get a camera

(Evilscary wants to punch you in the NECK!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Oh there'll be cameras galore!

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

See, I always have the best ideas :D

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow 'just the right amount of wrong', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahaha
can imagine where they'll be placed
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)

but how can one be sure?
There will need to be tests. Many many tests. On all different types of women. Under all sorts of different circumstance. And then the results must be peer reviewed and approved by b3ta.
( hanke CONSTRUCTIVIST FALSE CREATIVE, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

i very much agree with you

( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

use the euro equivalent of cafepress
saves on unnecessary shipping :D

i can't remember it's name but someone's bound to know
( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)

spreadshirt?

( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

sounds right :D

( mutster101 is horribly addicted to PackRat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)

Hahaha!
Great idea!
(Green Spanner thinks there's a market niche for pizza smoothies, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

Fab Idea!

( Mstandot Now has a Wii!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

what if they were placed
on the boobies rather than under them?

fnar fnar
( Aphex The Mink has finally read Watchmen, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

'ning stranger
Remember me?

*entices with stale mink-snacks*
( Professor Kenny Martin is selling a lovely Boss GT-8, gaz me for info, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

you spelled boob wrong
C]:0D


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - Jack Hargreaves, The Old Count...! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

haha
I can see the word you mean, but really all he's done is left out an apostrophe.

'women's'. See?
( hexachordal oh god is that an octopus in her vagina oh god, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)

HONK!

( NinjaBadger wasting his Bank holiday on b3ta :-D, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

top hummus!
you should definitely sell it
( MrMoose fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)