hahaha
NO LEAVE THE HAIR IT IS SEXY
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:41, archived)

I like it too

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:42, archived)

Then again, ignore any comments I make about hair.
I can't really talk!
/everyone hates my hair
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:44, archived)

I don't.
I hate mine at the moment, my fringe is growing and it's gone all Chrissie Hynde. Can't wait till April, get a trim.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

I'm cutting mine soon.
Not short, just a trim off the ends.
Tidy it up a bit etc.
I haven't cut it in two years *ducks*
( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

*canada geeses*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

*unladen african swallows*?

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Always thought Clan Soul swallows




Sorry
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hahahah

( ClanSoul CHILD PORTN, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

what was someone doing
getting a blowjob off an unladen african?
(boris the spider, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

*teals*

( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

This photo of you ha your hair lookin' all lovely
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/wenchathon.jpg
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

But that's Ms Wagon, n'est pas?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Yeah cheers, that's ChorizoWagon.
She's a bit like me in that she's female and has glasses, but is slimmer and I would wager prettier than I am by far. Hence why she looks so fit.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

Madam, you are incorrect. You are lovely.
*hugs enormously*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

Pfft, you're very biased but *hug* anyway

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)

I may be biased, but I'm not wrong....
not on this matter, anyhow.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

I heartily concur
But would there be room for Chorizo in the t-shirt too?
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

There's always room for her.
I wll cut off parts of me if it means I get both of you pressed up against me with no real chance of escape.

right, cigarette.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Shopping list for bash
- HUGE t-shirt
- Fabric pens
- Scissors for widening neck hole of t-shirt
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

YES!

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Oooh, I forgot cigarette holder and top hat
Or is that for Rita only?
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

you can borrow one of mine
they're feckin' huge.
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:03, archived)

Big enough for two petite ladies and a pregnant blimp?

( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

probably
one of my old ones, anyway
( Smash FatMonkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

its styled on yours 100% FACT*
*May not contain fact
(That Random Guy Hmm how random, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

This.
Let it grow, get a beard and a bass guitar.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)

and some sunglasses and a hat
and start a ZZ top cover band!

this is now my dream!
(That Random Guy Hmm how random, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

AND A REAL JOB!
Hippy!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'm so glad it wasn't me who posted that...
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock If I had a hamster, I'd hamster in the morning, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Heeeeey, I'm marrying a bedreadlocked designer.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

My condolences.
To be honest I didn't think you could even play a bed, let alone lock it.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

The things I could teach you about bed options.

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)

Were you a mattress saleswoman?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

"And did those feet in ancient times,
walk upon England's mountains green."
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

Loving a prog called 'Perfect Weapon' at the moment
Dr Stuart Prior is LOVELY
( Mrs Trellis If he resists, damage him only a little, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)