Pete Doherty


I didn't realise it had bindun
( Lollylegs no one told us we could get so HIGH, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Sadly
This is at least the third I've seen
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Have this smoking baby jostick thinger my friend got for Christmas

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Nice that

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Mmmm cheese crackers

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

i've got one of them
its never left its box... i'm afeared of it
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

It's just so wrong.
It was meant as an encouragement to quit.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

What's the book behind it?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

How the Hale & Pace should I know?
It wasn't mine.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

are you sure?
do you never wonder why you wake up with ash on your sheets that smells like baby milk?
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

i assumed that was ladywoman....

( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

I hearby declare 28th March 2008 as
b3ta Trilby day!
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Doherty has ruined trilbys for everyone.

( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nonsense.
He might be a twat but that doesn't make the trilby a twat's hat.
Anyway, here's a cool bloke wearing a hat that's a bit like a trilby.

( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

its more of a pork pie, i thought
also LEAVE DOHERTY ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN TO!
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

You wanna put money on that?

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

at least at the beginning maybe
now he's more smack than man
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

C'mon, guv.
He's a complete knob!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

i'm indifferent to him in all honesty.
i do really enjoy his poetry and music though. unashamedly.
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

He's a spackfaced shitlord.

( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

*LOL*
infinitely better phrased than I....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

The only thing that keeps him alive
is the energy he absorbs when the cameras flash on him.
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

i look stupid in a trilby
although i can carry off a fedora quite well.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got a trilby that looks ace, apparently.
I'd love a fedora though, but it has to be black with a white band.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

I have a trilby
but I have confidence issues about wearing it outside.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

i have a grey snap brim fedora with black band
its sexeh!
I also just got a haircut and i'm well chuffed wi' me new do. I'm now sporting a rather fancy James Dean quiff
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ooooooooh!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Dammit.
Where do you people find your cocking hats?!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Mine was given to me.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

M+S
Edit: Oh sorry my COCKING hat...oh I got that from Camden market.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Their website only has two.
And they are cocking light brown straw.

I think I may just have to stick with the commie hat until I can find a nice fedora/trilby.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

here
www.hatsonline.com/83/?form_16.replyids=3
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Talking of hats
you do own a tricorner, don't you?
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

I do indeed.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Captain-Jack-Sparrow-Hat-Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-BLACK_W0QQitemZ270218892314QQihZ017QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


exactly like this except mine's a really dark red.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Phew!
Just had to make sure. If you hadn't that situation would have had to have been rectified immediately.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hehehe, nah, I've got that and me cutlass.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Cocking hell.
I only paid a tenner for mine and that's made from half inch thick commie steel.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well don't complain then!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

But it's difficult to look like a Noir detective wearing a 1950s army helmet (difficult but not impossible)
But still, I want next to free hats too!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha you just made me giggle in an odd way.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Backwards?
Without moving your lips?
Hauntingly echoing throughout the building?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sort of 'teeheehee' but with a weird
intake of breath at the end.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Really projecting your image of steely dominance well then.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I can't help being so adorable.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Yes you can.
Being broody and unfriendly helps.
As does never consciously acknowledging people.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

i want a rainmack so much :(

( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

In all seriousness, Camden or Carnaby Street.
Might pay over the odds though.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

camden burnt down

( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Yeah the pope, John Peel and Maddie did it
with a flaming whale.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

There's a very good hat shop on Neuer Wall in Hamburg
just in case you may be there over the weekend, or something.....

/gets coat
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

brick lane, east london
i'm looking for a black linen suit. any idea where i can find one not to dear?
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Nicole Fahri had a lovely one in...
But that wouldn't qualify as cheap, though. Sorry.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

i think my best bets are a charcol suit from Next for £125
or have a look around M&S
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

the only hat i have right now
is of the mickey mouse's ears variety, with added pirate bandanna and earring.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

i used to decorate hats for fun
i had a cream ladie's cloche with a black tassel fringe and a huge black wool plait coming out of the top. i also had a beret with a plastic flowerpot(containing plastic flowers) stuck to the top of it.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ooooh I like the sound of the cloche...

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

i was very stoned
i would spend about £1.50 on a hat and some oddments from the local charity shop, then glue one to t'other.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

HEY CHECK OUT MY NEW T SHIRT
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10438430

*subtle*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

Whoa!
That was subtle!
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

What's subtle?
What am I missing?
( ClanSoul CHEDDAR DENTATA™!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Me

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Noon, Cap'n.
: )
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Unfortunately...
the only hat I have to compete with that is an ushanka (one of those Russian earflap hats that are bloody warm).
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

I hear he's big in Japan.

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

where the eastern seas so blue

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

*got the whole damn nation*

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

I have to put that on now.
*Puts on*
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

I would if I were at home.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Who?
That reminds me i've still not made my 'What would Niven do?' T-shirt.

Obviously the reverse of which reads 'give you a cauliflower ear and sleep with your wife'
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Tom Waits.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Does he?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

For no man.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Somehow I fear this is turning into a MacBeth plagurised Return of the King climax.
Magical enchantment does not work on fucking semantics!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Come to my womans breast (you have a WOMAN'S breast, my lord)
and take my milk for gall.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

pff
you have a woman's hands, my lord!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

As soon as I typed the first line I couldn't help it

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

i'm not surprised, it's pure gold.
nursie's got her beard, i've got my stick, what about the 2 boys?
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I will not take your milk for Gall, harlot.
Nor for Brittany or any of France!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Subtle as a brick

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

this my newest t-shirt. in a guys cut natch
www.8ball.co.uk/tshirt/3/33553/Girls-T-shirts-&-Clothing/T-Shirts-&-Tops/David-Bowie-Girls-T-shirt---Bolts/
( Tom O'Bedlam low cunning and high explosives, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

phwoar.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

Did you just add the hat?
This is most irresponsible of the parents btw. That child should only smoke outdoors.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)