I hearby declare 28th March 2008 as
b3ta Trilby day!
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)

Doherty has ruined trilbys for everyone.

( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)

Nonsense.
He might be a twat but that doesn't make the trilby a twat's hat.
Anyway, here's a cool bloke wearing a hat that's a bit like a trilby.

( kinks Leader of the starry skies, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

its more of a pork pie, i thought
also LEAVE DOHERTY ALONE! HE'S A HUMAN TO!
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

You wanna put money on that?

( Mrs Trellis +1, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

at least at the beginning maybe
now he's more smack than man
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

C'mon, guv.
He's a complete knob!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

i'm indifferent to him in all honesty.
i do really enjoy his poetry and music though. unashamedly.
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

He's a spackfaced shitlord.

( kinks Leader of the starry skies, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

*LOL*
infinitely better phrased than I....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

The only thing that keeps him alive
is the energy he absorbs when the cameras flash on him.
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

i look stupid in a trilby
although i can carry off a fedora quite well.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

I've got a trilby that looks ace, apparently.
I'd love a fedora though, but it has to be black with a white band.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

I have a trilby
but I have confidence issues about wearing it outside.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

i have a grey snap brim fedora with black band
its sexeh!
I also just got a haircut and i'm well chuffed wi' me new do. I'm now sporting a rather fancy James Dean quiff
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ooooooooh!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Dammit.
Where do you people find your cocking hats?!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Mine was given to me.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

M+S
Edit: Oh sorry my COCKING hat...oh I got that from Camden market.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Their website only has two.
And they are cocking light brown straw.

I think I may just have to stick with the commie hat until I can find a nice fedora/trilby.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

here
www.hatsonline.com/83/?form_16.replyids=3
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Talking of hats
you do own a tricorner, don't you?
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

I do indeed.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Captain-Jack-Sparrow-Hat-Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-BLACK_W0QQitemZ270218892314QQihZ017QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


exactly like this except mine's a really dark red.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Phew!
Just had to make sure. If you hadn't that situation would have had to have been rectified immediately.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hehehe, nah, I've got that and me cutlass.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Cocking hell.
I only paid a tenner for mine and that's made from half inch thick commie steel.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well don't complain then!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

But it's difficult to look like a Noir detective wearing a 1950s army helmet (difficult but not impossible)
But still, I want next to free hats too!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha you just made me giggle in an odd way.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Backwards?
Without moving your lips?
Hauntingly echoing throughout the building?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sort of 'teeheehee' but with a weird
intake of breath at the end.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Really projecting your image of steely dominance well then.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I can't help being so adorable.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Yes you can.
Being broody and unfriendly helps.
As does never consciously acknowledging people.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

i want a rainmack so much :(

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

In all seriousness, Camden or Carnaby Street.
Might pay over the odds though.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

camden burnt down

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Yeah the pope, John Peel and Maddie did it
with a flaming whale.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

There's a very good hat shop on Neuer Wall in Hamburg
just in case you may be there over the weekend, or something.....

/gets coat
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

brick lane, east london
i'm looking for a black linen suit. any idea where i can find one not to dear?
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Nicole Fahri had a lovely one in...
But that wouldn't qualify as cheap, though. Sorry.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

i think my best bets are a charcol suit from Next for £125
or have a look around M&S
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

the only hat i have right now
is of the mickey mouse's ears variety, with added pirate bandanna and earring.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Hahaha!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

i used to decorate hats for fun
i had a cream ladie's cloche with a black tassel fringe and a huge black wool plait coming out of the top. i also had a beret with a plastic flowerpot(containing plastic flowers) stuck to the top of it.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

Ooooh I like the sound of the cloche...

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

i was very stoned
i would spend about £1.50 on a hat and some oddments from the local charity shop, then glue one to t'other.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

HEY CHECK OUT MY NEW T SHIRT
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10438430

*subtle*
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)

Whoa!
That was subtle!
(Green Spanner has been known to vanish at times., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

\o/

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)

What's subtle?
What am I missing?
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

Me

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Noon, Cap'n.
: )
(Green Spanner has been known to vanish at times., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Unfortunately...
the only hat I have to compete with that is an ushanka (one of those Russian earflap hats that are bloody warm).
(Green Spanner has been known to vanish at times., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

I hear he's big in Japan.

( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

where the eastern seas so blue

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

*got the whole damn nation*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

I have to put that on now.
*Puts on*
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)

I would if I were at home.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Who?
That reminds me i've still not made my 'What would Niven do?' T-shirt.

Obviously the reverse of which reads 'give you a cauliflower ear and sleep with your wife'
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Tom Waits.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Does he?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)

For no man.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Somehow I fear this is turning into a MacBeth plagurised Return of the King climax.
Magical enchantment does not work on fucking semantics!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Come to my womans breast (you have a WOMAN'S breast, my lord)
and take my milk for gall.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

pff
you have a woman's hands, my lord!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

As soon as I typed the first line I couldn't help it

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

i'm not surprised, it's pure gold.
nursie's got her beard, i've got my stick, what about the 2 boys?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

I will not take your milk for Gall, harlot.
Nor for Brittany or any of France!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Subtle as a brick

( Mrs Trellis +1, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

this my newest t-shirt. in a guys cut natch
www.8ball.co.uk/tshirt/3/33553/Girls-T-shirts-&-Clothing/T-Shirts-&-Tops/David-Bowie-Girls-T-shirt---Bolts/
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)

phwoar.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)