i have a grey snap brim fedora with black band
its sexeh!
I also just got a haircut and i'm well chuffed wi' me new do. I'm now sporting a rather fancy James Dean quiff
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ooooooooh!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)

Dammit.
Where do you people find your cocking hats?!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

Mine was given to me.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)

M+S
Edit: Oh sorry my COCKING hat...oh I got that from Camden market.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)

Their website only has two.
And they are cocking light brown straw.

I think I may just have to stick with the commie hat until I can find a nice fedora/trilby.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

here
www.hatsonline.com/83/?form_16.replyids=3
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Talking of hats
you do own a tricorner, don't you?
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)

I do indeed.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Captain-Jack-Sparrow-Hat-Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-BLACK_W0QQitemZ270218892314QQihZ017QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


exactly like this except mine's a really dark red.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Phew!
Just had to make sure. If you hadn't that situation would have had to have been rectified immediately.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hehehe, nah, I've got that and me cutlass.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Cocking hell.
I only paid a tenner for mine and that's made from half inch thick commie steel.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)

Well don't complain then!

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

But it's difficult to look like a Noir detective wearing a 1950s army helmet (difficult but not impossible)
But still, I want next to free hats too!
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha you just made me giggle in an odd way.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Backwards?
Without moving your lips?
Hauntingly echoing throughout the building?
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sort of 'teeheehee' but with a weird
intake of breath at the end.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

Really projecting your image of steely dominance well then.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

I can't help being so adorable.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

Yes you can.
Being broody and unfriendly helps.
As does never consciously acknowledging people.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

i want a rainmack so much :(

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

In all seriousness, Camden or Carnaby Street.
Might pay over the odds though.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

camden burnt down

( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

Yeah the pope, John Peel and Maddie did it
with a flaming whale.
( NinjaBadger put a donk on it on, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

There's a very good hat shop on Neuer Wall in Hamburg
just in case you may be there over the weekend, or something.....

/gets coat
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)

brick lane, east london
i'm looking for a black linen suit. any idea where i can find one not to dear?
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)

Nicole Fahri had a lovely one in...
But that wouldn't qualify as cheap, though. Sorry.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

i think my best bets are a charcol suit from Next for £125
or have a look around M&S
( Tom O'Bedlam Private Eye, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)