pff
you have a woman's hands, my lord!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)

As soon as I typed the first line I couldn't help it

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

i'm not surprised, it's pure gold.
nursie's got her beard, i've got my stick, what about the 2 boys?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)