*doffs tricorner*

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

Unfortunately...
the only hat I have to compete with that is an ushanka (one of those Russian earflap hats that are bloody warm).
(Green Spanner has been known to vanish at times., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)