useless cops
they've had plenty of time to catch him
( mutster101 went to Thomas Land!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

they don't want to panic him and cause a crash, endagering other road users
so they're running his petrol tank out.
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

plus he's stolen some very rare doughnuts
and they just don't want to take the risk
(discomeats Where's my fucking cement you retards?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)