Whatever, I'll do what I want


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( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahahaa
That's rather good
( Cockweasle, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

fantastic!
and the right size!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

has there been file size yikeses?

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

I think its 280px width
should be put to good use
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

aaah, I see :)
doubtful.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

*makes very frightened noise*
That's dead good like but also aaaaaargh.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

cheers treacleslit
I'm off for a fag, then must.do.some.work.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Best thing I've been called all day.
And bah, but understandable.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I'm discombobulated by this comment
Humph
You sexist pig how can you refer to a lady as "treacleslit" that's down right sexist that is. next you'll be calling me vinegar strokes.



Oh


btw how would you know?
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

I think he's gone.
To explain, my lax approach to being his owner has left him with bad behaviour. I shall thrash it out of him, one day.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Applies form vacant position of "Owned" by Teh Captain

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I'll apply your vacant position in a minute
I don't know what I mean
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

pffft
owner
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yup. Don't let him tell you any different.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

why not?
her slit does taste like treacle.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

If that's true I'm getting ribs removed.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

What's wrong with the hand to mouth technique?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Ask any girl if they'd rather you manually encountered them
or verbally harassed their trouser area.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I don't think your average Leeds girl would understand that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

finger or tongue then.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

They might understand that.
I find you can get good results with either, but yes, tongue is preferred.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

I can verbally harass your trouser area
"Oi! Get cher knees out for the lads! Nice pants! Look at the hips on that! If I said you had beautiful calves, would you hold it against me?"
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Step into my office and I'll show you what I meant.
Now where did I put that pussy collar?

Never mind, if you haven't heard of one, I'm getting too overexcited, what with it being FRIDAY AFTERFUCKINGNOON.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It sounds good whatever it is.

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Depends on whether you like the
operative word or not, really
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

I have
they usually move to a different seat on the bus and cry a bit.

(in real answers: Why not both?)
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Brillyant!

(monkdagola has seen regret and wishes he hadn't, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hahah ace

( ClanSoul http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahaha!!
screw you guys, i'm going home.


in half an hour...
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

I thought you'd never offer.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

form an orderly line...

( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

*readies big stick with spikes*
Oh, you bloody well think so, eh?

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

STOP HATING ME!!!
*sobs*


=D
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Ahh,
it was a psychological trick, y'see?

I didn't say I was going to use the stick on you, now did I?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Working on a Cocktail called "Grounds For Divorce", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

*pricks ears up hopefully*

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

*prick up, hopefully*

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

In my ear?
Hang on, why have I got a pink hat on? Why is that dog talking to me?
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

are you going to use it on my enimies?
*points to bosses office*
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

HAHAHAA I'm already at home

( Cockweasle, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

gah!
well i'm off out for a meal with the wife then down to a leaving do!
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

screw you guys, i'm going home.

EDIT: piss
( Smash Monkey my little burger child, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
nah nah nah nana!
( king b has had to have a temporary name change., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

*shakes fist*

( Smash Monkey my little burger child, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Thats nicely done.
.
( Squiggy New Web Site Online! www.pc-stuff.co.uk, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

haha
dear god thats ace
( Dances with Rabbits Shut the door! I'm frosting the buttery Hula-Hoop, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

pffffttt.....
looks like he's been cheesing!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt, but im not a fucking cunt!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Woo!
I found this baby with the face of an adult and a foot growing out of its back:
www.flickr.com/photos/14444841@N02/1471302783/

As the photo clearly shows... IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
( Manic -| national-service.co.uk :: coming soon |-, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Arrrgh!
Kill it with sticks!
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

hahaha
Ace!
(epiphany Finally got his first randomburn CD today :), Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

can't watch the footy on saturday mate
going to morecombe to pick up my kids

sorry
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)