*makes very frightened noise*
That's dead good like but also aaaaaargh.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

cheers treacleslit
I'm off for a fag, then must.do.some.work.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Best thing I've been called all day.
And bah, but understandable.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I'm discombobulated by this comment
Humph
You sexist pig how can you refer to a lady as "treacleslit" that's down right sexist that is. next you'll be calling me vinegar strokes.



Oh


btw how would you know?
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

I think he's gone.
To explain, my lax approach to being his owner has left him with bad behaviour. I shall thrash it out of him, one day.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Applies form vacant position of "Owned" by Teh Captain

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I'll apply your vacant position in a minute
I don't know what I mean
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

pffft
owner
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yup. Don't let him tell you any different.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

why not?
her slit does taste like treacle.
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

If that's true I'm getting ribs removed.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

What's wrong with the hand to mouth technique?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Ask any girl if they'd rather you manually encountered them
or verbally harassed their trouser area.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I don't think your average Leeds girl would understand that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

finger or tongue then.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

They might understand that.
I find you can get good results with either, but yes, tongue is preferred.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

I can verbally harass your trouser area
"Oi! Get cher knees out for the lads! Nice pants! Look at the hips on that! If I said you had beautiful calves, would you hold it against me?"
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Step into my office and I'll show you what I meant.
Now where did I put that pussy collar?

Never mind, if you haven't heard of one, I'm getting too overexcited, what with it being FRIDAY AFTERFUCKINGNOON.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It sounds good whatever it is.

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Depends on whether you like the
operative word or not, really
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

I have
they usually move to a different seat on the bus and cry a bit.

(in real answers: Why not both?)
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)