I think he's gone.
To explain, my lax approach to being his owner has left him with bad behaviour. I shall thrash it out of him, one day.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Applies form vacant position of "Owned" by Teh Captain

(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I'll apply your vacant position in a minute
I don't know what I mean
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

pffft
owner
( Aphex The Mink NOW WITH ADDED DAUGHTER!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yup. Don't let him tell you any different.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)