What's wrong with the hand to mouth technique?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Ask any girl if they'd rather you manually encountered them
or verbally harassed their trouser area.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

I don't think your average Leeds girl would understand that.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

finger or tongue then.

( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

They might understand that.
I find you can get good results with either, but yes, tongue is preferred.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

I can verbally harass your trouser area
"Oi! Get cher knees out for the lads! Nice pants! Look at the hips on that! If I said you had beautiful calves, would you hold it against me?"
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Step into my office and I'll show you what I meant.
Now where did I put that pussy collar?

Never mind, if you haven't heard of one, I'm getting too overexcited, what with it being FRIDAY AFTERFUCKINGNOON.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It sounds good whatever it is.

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Depends on whether you like the
operative word or not, really
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

I have
they usually move to a different seat on the bus and cry a bit.

(in real answers: Why not both?)
( Mockingbird enquires regarding the frequency, Kenneth, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)