I can verbally harass your trouser area
"Oi! Get cher knees out for the lads! Nice pants! Look at the hips on that! If I said you had beautiful calves, would you hold it against me?"
( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Step into my office and I'll show you what I meant.
Now where did I put that pussy collar?

Never mind, if you haven't heard of one, I'm getting too overexcited, what with it being FRIDAY AFTERFUCKINGNOON.
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

It sounds good whatever it is.

( dbroon Catenaccio ftw!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

Depends on whether you like the
operative word or not, really
( Captain Wow too old to lose it, too young to choose it, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)