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this is what i figure

non bold text is for the weak by the way
( Telltolin internet superstar, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:08, archived)

URC YKNIP rules


I just made this : Techno mix
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

I clean my dvds the same way
we should really have a pint when I'm in scotland.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)

Aye, and meet up with LairdDaveDraws, he's up for a pint or two as well
Did you ever shop in roots and fruits on byres road (opposite fopp)when you were at uni? that's where i used to work (speirs pube incident shop)

If so, I was the grumpy Ginger beardy skinhead with the stretched ears that worked there
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

no, I wasn't really into fruit and veg at uni
pies and samosas mainly.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:42, archived)

aye, the majority of customers were tie die wearing,incense stinking, dreamcatcher earring wearing cunts with oven gloves for shoes who used to ask for their 10% student discount when they bought 14p worth of carrots.
Fucking arseholes
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:45, archived)

Ah yes.
I recognise them from your description. We call them Scots. ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:55, archived)

oh dear =D
Scots don't eat vegetables! (except chips)
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)

And on that fine note, I'm taking my half Danish arse to bed,
even though after a straight 9 hours of world of warcraft and over half a case of Stella the Scottish half of me screams 'go on, one more'
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:04, archived)

The Scottish 1/2 of me is still drinking. The english 1/4 of me lets the scottish 1/2 do what it wants and the italian 1/4 will cook some food for the scottish 1/2 very shortly.
I used to play world of warcraft.....I think my character's about lvl 67 but I've not played it since october.
goodnight
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:19, archived)

haha!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

He's got excellent shoulders for carrying people around
on the seafront.

I should like to ride him like a manpony. In an entirely platonic way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

that
is my hairstyle and i want it back...
bug'rit, i'm off to bed.
nite peeps
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:09, archived)

one day Mia Wallace is going to turn up on my doorstep and say that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:11, archived)

oh god.
That gives me the horn
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:13, archived)

Yeah, it's not really as sexy in ginger.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)

not really as infintely more
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

pfft.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)

:O
I just googled daisy chain.

tee hee
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)

I linked a pic below for you!
Bless your little head.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

Filth.
Utter utter filth. Also, BOOBIES!

Edit: I have an enormous head. Truly epic.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

*checks profile*
Ohhhhhhhh shit, I'm showing pornography to kids. How old are you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

12
*dobbs in*

(Give or take 6 years)
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:26, archived)

NOT AGAIN

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:27, archived)

No,
I've only been 12 once.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:28, archived)

That made me giggle.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:29, archived)

/Lesley Nielson blog.

I'm 18 and a half by the way :)
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:31, archived)

Get in. Nice one.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:32, archived)

That's a bit of a creepy response.
I think I need an adult.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:33, archived)

*cums*
slightly
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

Self deprication never usually has this effect.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:17, archived)

You expect massive cum?
*sulks*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)

Big as a house.
Few Indonesians in it. Sky News coverage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:19, archived)

...useless platter...junk food...

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sat 29 Mar 2008, 8:33, archived)

I only saw the words " mia wallace" "my doorstep"
that was enough
( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:16, archived)

Yeah, I am with you on that.
It's the way she says 'two shakes of a lamb's tail'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:18, archived)

Oh don't....

( Cockweasle orson wezl, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:19, archived)

:D

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:20, archived)

Sexy doorstep

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 4:14, archived)

that's not b3ta
b3ta HAS to be ginger. and hairier
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)