lucky you!
i still feel sick after the large lindt chocolate bunny i ate before. i don't know how i'm going to manage my tuna mayo sandwich :x
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Have a thin drink?
Orange? Water?
Maybe that'll help.
In other news: I treated myself to a deviantART subscription today :)
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

i'm drinking a pepsi
the fizziness is helping.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

I just had a Tuna and Sweetcorn Baguette,
OH YES!
(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Sweetcorn is vile stuff.
It is the dead seeds of children, you see.
¬_¬
( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

Well as long as I'm eating them, they ain't lying around the place
clogging up your cock pumps.
(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Well you can carry on with it. :)

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

cock pumps
they really aren't my bag, baby.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

I don't think they're very useful as bags,
unless you wanted to carry a single cucumber. But being a lady I expect you already have somewhere to put that.


A trolley! haha! sexism.
(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

i have a rather fetching tartan trolley
my back has been weakened enough by my massive chebs, i have no intention of making it worse by carting bags of heavy shopping around.
( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

*Tries desperately not to read as 'feltching'*

(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

try harder, damnit!

( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

sweetcorn rides through me on the poop-chute express

( Smash Monkey mr. flibble says "game over, boys", Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)