i have a rather fetching tartan trolley
my back has been weakened enough by my massive chebs, i have no intention of making it worse by carting bags of heavy shopping around.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

*Tries desperately not to read as 'feltching'*

(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

try harder, damnit!

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)