Mutants and aliens and toads beware!

(Evilweevil last molested a monkey on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)

( Master Of Turnips., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

fuck me!
the seams are to much!!!

*combusts*
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)

I love Bucky O'Hare
The fox ladies in it were hot stuff!

*yiffyiff*
(Dinky ~ :3, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

Uhm..okay.

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

What?

edit: happy b3taday yesterday! Still "What?" I'm afraid, though...
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)

coo, he joined the same day I did, sort of,
I'm equally ignorant of Bucky O'Hare.

Always thought it was a badly designed pile of merchandise meself ;)
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

I just looked at the adjacent user IDs to me.
One below me is democratik, who has posted nothing. One above me is undergroundmonkey, who has posted 422 messages on the main board and who admires mugatu, Happytoast, drunkenoaf (even though he is a meanie) and Butters.

Apparently.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

how do you see who they admire?

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

I looked at my profile
then changed the user ID number up or down. He says that in his profile.

Oh, sorry, I mean: don't you have the "admire" button yet? Obviously you aren't established enough around here.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

oh I see
sorry I thought there was a way of looking at everyone they'd added a friend as.
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

Nah, I suspect his burst of activity happened long before the "add friend" thing.
There are shitloads of people who have posted nothing after me, though. I wonder what percentage of people who join up actually get around to posting anything.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

the people either side of me are 0 for 0

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)

that seams to be
some foreign bollocks.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)

no this is foreign bollocks
"die Hoden"
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)

Die Toten Hosen
were a German band who toured with Terrorvision in the 1990s. They were certainly foreign, and they were fucking bollocks.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)

Well, what do you expect from a band that call themselves the Dead Trousers

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

a lot of songs about cheese to be honest.

( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

They probably did a concept album about that

( mediocre mummy feets!, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

Zombie trousers?

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

My
German teacher once told our class about them and how their name means a load of guys who are impotent, apparantly that's the height of German humour.
(Evilweevil last molested a monkey on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)

this was meant to be a reply to you, but I'm a retard and wrote it under there
www.b3ta.com/board/8232979
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)

they're still around, a bit like a U2 band nowadays
and yes, they are fucking bollocks.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)

this wasnt bad
quite like it when it gets going :)

video.aol.com/video-detail/guantanamera/481988706
(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

99.99999999%
of what makes it through onto eurovision?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

?!?
There are 1 x 10¹⁰ countries entering Eurovision now? I knew the Eastern Bloc was taking the piss, but still...
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

yes there are 10 billion countries
entering eurovision

FACT
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

I bet they all fucking vote for each other as well.

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

thats pretty much it
The UK has turned down bill baileys offer to represent us in the eurovision....despite being classicaly trained in MANY instruments
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

it is if you listen to the brainless cunts who pretend to be comedians on BBC
*yawn* there are as many humourless cunts in england as in germany, and english humour doesnt translate well here, and german humour doesn't translate well in britain. Not really a difference in humour, just difference in the semantics of words and language use. Jokes about german humour keep cocks like Sean Lock and Johnny Vaughn in work, so please, please do not propagate that pish.

Edit: sorry, replying to the wrong person in my blind range. *reconciliatorily hugs*
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

fair argument
but ANYTHING he does has to beat our last entry :P

EDIT: even know it was to the wrong person, your post still makes sense in this context...very well written!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

ignore me
it was meant as a reply to the comment on "german humour"

Edit: indeed it does. I didn't know that had happened. I've seen bailey live a few times and he is intensely good as a musician, he makes it look truly effortless to play any tune from classical piano to some bizarre jazz rendition of the countdown theme. on the other hand, britain have such sterling acts as Gina G and Gemini, so fuck off bill.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

I agree, though
I met up with some German friends last month, I haven't laughed so hard for months.

I shared a house with two of them when I lived in Bournemouth, and quickly discovered that the "don't mention the war" episode of Fawlty Towers was their favourite TV show ever.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

i will ignore if you answer me one question...
IS Mr. Bean REALLY as funny to germans as ive been told? (apparently they cant get enough)
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

My friends I just mentioned up there
liked Mr Bean. Blackadder II came on the TV once, and I shouted them through to watch it. They said "oh, it's Mr Bean with a beard!" Then they politely sat and watched it for 10 minutes before wandering off again.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

haha
do the beard didnt fool them?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

haha
no. it isn't. I don't know anyone who has mentioned him. I think he's probably about as popular here as in britain, which makes both countries equally disgusting.

My flatmate's english is shit but he likes a lot of good british comedy (as well as Little Britain :()
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

cool!
i really wanna hug a german now.....


anyway, off to the pub!

have a good night!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

cheerio
I HAVE BEER! GOOD BEER! HAHA! *points at britishers in britishland with zer silly british supermarket beers*
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

HAHA! But
That's potatoes for you

sorry, this was a reply to the wrong person

:)
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

the rash has cleared up thanks
but my name's not Margaret.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

after the trampoline incident I of course said "never again, man!"
but half a bottle of whiskey later I was bouncing up and down like a cheap twat
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

so bucky wants to meet himself
and to do so has to battle through friend and enemy alike in a rather outdated quiz medium?
Jesus the worlds gone mad today.

In completely unrelated news, have this!

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

TDK
tapes. Half my musical life lived on those.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

a good third of mine still does

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

you were a fan of "TDK Tape Eaters From Hell" too then?
fuckin rawk!
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

You must
answer questions so that you get the opportunity to meet him...
Yes I apologise for the seams, I'm using Paint and getting it to that stage took longer than it should do, it's the idea behind it which is important as well though, no?
(Evilweevil last molested a monkey on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

No worries here,
I just don't get the joke. It's the kind of in-joke about popular culture that usually gets a good response on here, though, I'm surprised that more people haven't got it.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

can I be excused
being an old cunt? I never get anything.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

No, you can't be excused from being an old cunt.
Life just doesn't work like that, I'm afraid.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

it did with my gran
her farts went unmentioned for years!
(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)

*nostalges*

( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)

Why does Bucky want to meet Bucky?
He may go where no ordinary rabbit would dare, but this is nonsence.
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

No...
You, as the contestant must answer questions in order to meet him.
I got the idea after I was singing "Who wants to meet Bucky O' Hare? I do" earlier, I thought the idea was straightforward?
(Evilweevil last molested a monkey on, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)

it's a slow brain pan day today i believe
still, nice idea
(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

It is actually. I don't know why it shot over my head.

( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)