99.99999999%
of what makes it through onto eurovision?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)

?!?
There are 1 x 10¹⁰ countries entering Eurovision now? I knew the Eastern Bloc was taking the piss, but still...
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)

yes there are 10 billion countries
entering eurovision

FACT
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)

I bet they all fucking vote for each other as well.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)

thats pretty much it
The UK has turned down bill baileys offer to represent us in the eurovision....despite being classicaly trained in MANY instruments
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)

it is if you listen to the brainless cunts who pretend to be comedians on BBC
*yawn* there are as many humourless cunts in england as in germany, and english humour doesnt translate well here, and german humour doesn't translate well in britain. Not really a difference in humour, just difference in the semantics of words and language use. Jokes about german humour keep cocks like Sean Lock and Johnny Vaughn in work, so please, please do not propagate that pish.

Edit: sorry, replying to the wrong person in my blind range. *reconciliatorily hugs*
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)

fair argument
but ANYTHING he does has to beat our last entry :P

EDIT: even know it was to the wrong person, your post still makes sense in this context...very well written!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

ignore me
it was meant as a reply to the comment on "german humour"

Edit: indeed it does. I didn't know that had happened. I've seen bailey live a few times and he is intensely good as a musician, he makes it look truly effortless to play any tune from classical piano to some bizarre jazz rendition of the countdown theme. on the other hand, britain have such sterling acts as Gina G and Gemini, so fuck off bill.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)

I agree, though
I met up with some German friends last month, I haven't laughed so hard for months.

I shared a house with two of them when I lived in Bournemouth, and quickly discovered that the "don't mention the war" episode of Fawlty Towers was their favourite TV show ever.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

i will ignore if you answer me one question...
IS Mr. Bean REALLY as funny to germans as ive been told? (apparently they cant get enough)
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)

My friends I just mentioned up there
liked Mr Bean. Blackadder II came on the TV once, and I shouted them through to watch it. They said "oh, it's Mr Bean with a beard!" Then they politely sat and watched it for 10 minutes before wandering off again.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

haha
do the beard didnt fool them?
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

haha
no. it isn't. I don't know anyone who has mentioned him. I think he's probably about as popular here as in britain, which makes both countries equally disgusting.

My flatmate's english is shit but he likes a lot of good british comedy (as well as Little Britain :()
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

cool!
i really wanna hug a german now.....


anyway, off to the pub!

have a good night!
( Sir T. Skellington is wondering why he decided to learn the flute, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

cheerio
I HAVE BEER! GOOD BEER! HAHA! *points at britishers in britishland with zer silly british supermarket beers*
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

HAHA! But
That's potatoes for you

sorry, this was a reply to the wrong person

:)
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

the rash has cleared up thanks
but my name's not Margaret.
( dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

after the trampoline incident I of course said "never again, man!"
but half a bottle of whiskey later I was bouncing up and down like a cheap twat
( Discomeats STICK A BENA IN IT. (cement), Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)