can I be excused
being an old cunt? I never get anything.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)

No, you can't be excused from being an old cunt.
Life just doesn't work like that, I'm afraid.
( The Hedgehog From Hell can't break a heart and have it, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)

it did with my gran
her farts went unmentioned for years!
(Pob mk2, Sat 29 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)