Smaller body, same intellect


I'm a newbie :)
(jaay, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

image you made yourself... tick
under filesize guidelines... tick
contains humour.... tick
no RedEx... tick
wow... you may well the the best newbie ever.

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and have some pie, you'll never leave :D
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

all this

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)

I concur

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

you can get ointment for that

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

I tried it, only made it worse

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

We know, honey

welcome to b3ta!
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

^ What She Said...

CwLoIoCoK

& Welcome!
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

Nice.
Hello new person.
Welcome to b3ta.
Pull up a shark.
Shop a Beattie in the Thames.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

:D
Welcome!


( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

welcome.
svamp.eu/game/
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

Hahaha
:D
( XLVII you're having a ducking laugh!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)

<- is at work.
what is this?
( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)

a wonderful little game that cr3 made
it's b3ta in a nutshell, i think it should be made compulsory for noobs, although jaay's a good'un
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)

haha!~
you loon.
I was eaten by prodigy69. Eeuw.
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

Heh heh:
You died.
Some smart-arse makes a bad effort at a joke or image immediately after you post your thread. Their post gets all the attention, and your masterpiece gets none. You resort to slitting your wrists, and die.
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:56, archived)

i had an epic one of those once
spent bloody hours on a thing and some damn fool posted what should have been a reply to a previous post in a new thread. result, damn fool= pages of replies, me = bugger all.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)

Repost please
Just to read the replies, of course ;¬)
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)

i can't find it
it happened on fri 1 dec 2006 i found my image which ended up getting some sympathy replies but not the post that stole my thunder, also looking back i have really posted some crap on here over my short time here.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

Ha ha...
I died...
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

Woo!
Good n00b.

You do realise you're here for life now?
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 8:53, archived)

v nice, and welcome aboard :D
not a n00by mistake in sight too :)
( Jeccy Free Wii obtained, see profile :D, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)

How long until I'm not a noob?
Aw shucks... you guys.
(jaay, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)

just a week
then you loose the L plate and get torn to bits if you mess something up, although the L plate is no guarantee that you won't get torn to bits anyway. although i wouldn't fret about it too much.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)