Lots of that going around
As board First aider I suggest you lay down and let me loosen some clothing
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I lie down and you undo your trousers?
Hang on, I've just HAD a pelvic floor exam.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

did you pass?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

wind?

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

My pelvic floor is
fucking awesome. It's polished mahogany.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Tries to see reflection of Pants in floor
Woo
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)