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(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

um...
you seem to have failed at B3ta. Delete this now. Before anyone sees. GO.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

DID YOU GET MY TEXT

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

MY PHONES AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE
I'll be picking it up tomorrow hopefully.
What did it say? :S
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

no no no
go back and try again
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

and 5 minutes later you post the exact same image?
this is a call for NAZIs please

I demand NAZIS!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

I am in the mood to rip somebody to shreds
Will I do?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

\o/
shred away! country style!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

*Grabs tfi04923333½*
*rips to shreds with teeth*
*grabs hounds and chases foxes and kills them country style*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

sexah death!

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

cor
is that a threat or a promise ;)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

I don't know
but I'm wanking like a chimp either way.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahahha
fwapping like a primate :D
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

To the rest of the world it's a threat
but you would see it as a promise ;)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

mwahahahaa
you know you love it!! :D
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Nah
I know YOU do ;)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

its that
obvious huh - quickly rearranges self :D
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

oh dear . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

The nice lady who promised me my passport
"is off today".
Things are falling to pieces.
Also, I turnd my back for an hour and the tilers have tiled ALL 3 bathrooms! I have nowhere to do tinkles. They should have left 1 bathroom free for me to use.
They are currently removing the tiles they laid and have left a concrete mess on the floor.
I NEED THE LOO.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

you silly!
you have a swimming pool!

EDIT: will this cheer you up?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

hahaha
thats ace!! :D
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha that cheered me up
I hope it lasts :/

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

I hope so too!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

use the kitchen sink
unless its not for a wee :)
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Well you can hardly blame her for being "off"
people who can promise you passports tend to have to take the odd day off or two, y'know, booking a last-minute flight to bolivia, or hiding in a hollowed out partition wall.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

All she had to do was update the system when I spoke to her yesterday
My passport is ready but they are adamant it is going to be posted to me and not picked up by my brother as arranged with her yesterday.

This is not the first time it's happened. My passport was stuck for 2 weeks due to ONE person being on holiday in the middle of dealing with my application.

Amazing when the entire process is supposed to take 2 weeks and it's 7 weeks down the line.
/pissed off blog

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

posted???
they used to courier them out, i remember the saturday when a shabbily dressed bloke pulled up outside our house in a sierra and handed my dad a package
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

May I join in?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

you can edit a post to compo it... reposts this quick are mmm bad.. ;-)
..run for cover ;-)
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

And in a new thread as well!
*rips tfi049113's cock off and shoves it in his mouth*
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

tfi049113 profile?
a member for 2 years, 4 months and 22 days
has posted 2 messages on the main board ?

That is some mightly lurking...

( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

I think it's just completely ignoring the fact that B3ta exists
nobody could lurk for that long and be so mentally retarded as to fail to notice the edit button.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

there's an edit button?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yes there is...
It's the one between lol & Fail
( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Sadly
They clearly haven't learned any skillzorz in that time.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

i suppose if it took you two years before you make your first image..
... you want to give it a good outing. ;-)
( glubglub should be working on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

I have a wierd feeling of deja vu... I think we are under attack again

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

haha
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

didnt you jsut say that??
:D
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

didnt you jsut say that??
:D
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

hang on
didnt you just say that
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

*panics*
*froths*
*falls over*
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/8248693
( Rev. Jesse. listening to Meat Loaf on spotify!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

HAHA!
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( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

*spluffs all over the place*
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Yes!!!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Oh Dear...

It's Groundhog Day all over again

_/*\_
( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Cor
That's a great bunker and no mistake.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Delete, go back to the FAQ, and start again.
You fecking muppet.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID IMBECILE
LEARN TO FUCKING DO THINGS PROPERLY

ARRGHHHHH DIE DIE DIE

nazi edit: IF YOU WERE ZIE JUDEN I WOULD BE FUCKING GASSING YOU RIGHT NOW IN ZE CHAMBERS

How's that, Discomeats?

I see what you've done here, you didn't compo it the first time, so you've posted it again in the compo. This is why you are a retard. You can click on a button that says 'edit' underneath the first time you posted it, then you can SUBMIT IT TO THE COMPO! HOORAY!

So delete this thread and edit your first post. Kay? Kay.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

haha
but I was expecting ze ger-mans accent
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

done and done :)

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

yay!
full on nazi tiem!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

\o/
Nazis! WOO!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Yeah! How dare you post twice instead of using the edit function.
*glares*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

HAHAHA
fuck.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

:D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

*bares teeth*
*bites*
( Darth Winston Rabbit former dances with rabbits, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

*sigh*

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

groundhog day

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

I got you babe

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

mnarr mnarr
mnarr mnarr have my comments you cunt, because I don't want to comment on a picture that hasn't been posted twice and isn't complete shite.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

AAARGH DOUBLE NEGATIVE
*explodes*
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

TRIPLE!
*partays*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

christ you're right
I was so bamboozled (great word) by the first two that the third passed me by completely

*stands in the kitchen looking awkward*
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

nazis

( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

AAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Shameless pearoast

(Stoopid_Faaka, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

... the Hell?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

*thumbs up*

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

GET 'IM!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)