Cn'orfie.


Well they've got to make a living.

Edit: Do you like tea but not coffee? Buy the only mug that supports such tea-friendly ideology!
Buy it at www.spice.co.uk/just_tea_dot_
It'll be the best mug-based purchase of your life.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

This is beautiful
and so completely and utterly correct.
( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Pure brilliance.

( SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

I like this.
Lots. Lots and lots and lots. And more.
*clicks*
( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Haha, excellence in comicy form



Although tea is, in fact, the wee of Satan and coffee is the only REAL hot beverage*


*And of course Bovril
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Bovril....................................
is just plain wrong.
( Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Coffee would win in a fight against tea.
Fact.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

LIES!

( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ask a scientists.
They'll tell you.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Coffee nearly killed Herbie in The Love Bug
coffee is an attempted murderer
( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I am a scientists
The winner is sadly not clear-cut, and depends on the situation, as coffee and tea are stronger in various circumstances.

For example, when it's raining outside and you have a digestive biscuit, tea wins in a 3.2 second knockout.

When sitting on a pavement cafe in italy watching girls on scooters going "ciao", espresso takes the lead.

And when working really late to finish an important job, crappy nescafe made with not-quite-hot-enough water and weird milk substitute stuff is THE FUCKING TITS.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Please bear in mind though
that tea is the only legal option in the U.K.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

of course, I'm not encouraging kids to experiment with illegal caffeinated beverages.
Tea kids: you know it makes sense.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

^This

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Only if it was being drunk on the Borg cube
Tea is soooo Death Star
(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

what an awsome idea
I think I'll draw that
(Pagetty Pol looks at pics or buy tat - pagettypol.blogspot.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

You're all wrong


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

There's only one way to find out...........

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

FIGHT!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

TEA!
YES!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Stuff happens - glee arms - more stuff - glee arms again . . . unexpected horse! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

*unlurks*
FUCK YES

*relurks*
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

what?!
what?!

w-hat?

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha!
Agreed!

Coffee comes straight from Satan's bottom
( Weetobix is a married man, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

This is great.
Tea FTW!
(YayLady is cold, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Ah but
we've never invaded a nation in order to maintain our coffee supply, whereas many unspeakable things were done in India to keep the chai flowing. So when you drink tea you're making that nice Mr Gandhi cry. Or something.

Plus tea tastes rank.
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

rank

OF NOTHING
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)