Coffee would win in a fight against tea.
Fact.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

LIES!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ask a scientists.
They'll tell you.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Coffee nearly killed Herbie in The Love Bug
coffee is an attempted murderer
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I am a scientists
The winner is sadly not clear-cut, and depends on the situation, as coffee and tea are stronger in various circumstances.

For example, when it's raining outside and you have a digestive biscuit, tea wins in a 3.2 second knockout.

When sitting on a pavement cafe in italy watching girls on scooters going "ciao", espresso takes the lead.

And when working really late to finish an important job, crappy nescafe made with not-quite-hot-enough water and weird milk substitute stuff is THE FUCKING TITS.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Please bear in mind though
that tea is the only legal option in the U.K.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

of course, I'm not encouraging kids to experiment with illegal caffeinated beverages.
Tea kids: you know it makes sense.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

^This

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Only if it was being drunk on the Borg cube
Tea is soooo Death Star
(Animalhybrid, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

what an awsome idea
I think I'll draw that
(Pagetty Pol looks at pics or buy tat - pagettypol.blogspot.com, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

You're all wrong


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

There's only one way to find out...........

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

FIGHT!

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)