The compo brief has gone out of the window.

( Aenesis, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

so have my briefs
/underwear defenestration blog
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Defenestration

(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

yes what of it?
*hides ninja gear*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

If you throw it back in the window
Is that 'Refenestration'?
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

dunno
if not it should be.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

*catches*
*clones*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

*meets clone*
*sexes*
*crosses off item from list*
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

That'd be a good compo
"Defenestration"

I'd do an animation of a window chucking a window out of a window
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

recursive defenstration.
two windows chucking each other out of themselves, forever.

It'd descend into microsoft puns though.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Damn it
You're right. But it's such a lovely word, defenestration.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

A Limerick about a monkey orchestra:
Attempts at monkey orchestration
are destined to lead to frustration
as they howl and they spit
in the orchestra pit
and attempt acts of defenestration.
.
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Nice
I like how you used "defenestration" instead of "defecation". I'm afraid I'd have just gone for the latter :(



/Not a very subtle mind blog
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

scansion
(sp?)
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

I'd have used
"practice defecation" which scans fine
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

in that case
bally good show.

I'd have used some variant of "penetration"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE wearing a sparkly bikini, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

oh
'and attempt ape-on-ape penetration'
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Not enough syllables
also monkey in the first line should be pronounced monk-key
(pikey hardly, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

actually you're right
and "practice defecation" doesn't scan in the least. i blame the music i've got playing for throwing me off.
(boris the spider, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)