Please bear in mind though
that tea is the only legal option in the U.K.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

of course, I'm not encouraging kids to experiment with illegal caffeinated beverages.
Tea kids: you know it makes sense.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Tue 8 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)