Ah but
we've never invaded a nation in order to maintain our coffee supply, whereas many unspeakable things were done in India to keep the chai flowing. So when you drink tea you're making that nice Mr Gandhi cry. Or something.

Plus tea tastes rank.
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

rank

OF NOTHING
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)