Unforseen consequences!!!


Don't say you weren't warned...

From the Advertising from the Future challenge. See all 341 entries (closed)

( Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

6 months tomorrow for me
smoke free. From a pack and a half a day. I'd say that warrants a blow job.

anybody? anybody?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

*kneels*

( petehix It's alive!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

You'll want a ciggie to shift the taste.

(Wize, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

Yeah, ok you can do me.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

form an orderly line

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

What, I have to fluff myself?
This is rubbish.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

what do you want for free?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

yay!
Give the man a ceegaar!
( Mstandot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

Thanks!
hey... wait a minute...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

you're someone who clearly needs a fag.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

well, I'd like one, but I'm not going to

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

not exactly what i meant, but....

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

I want a gay man too, but I won't

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Phew, lot of takers!
*waits his turn*
( Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

right, you're up

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

*changes mind and runs away*

( Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

No,
but when you're finished I'll give you a pat on the back and a hearty 'well done'.
( Kamikaze Stoat balanced for lean, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

Rain/Parade interface:
I quit nearly 8 years ago. I'm here to tell you that the craving never, ever fully goes away, and that it can strike at any time.
Come back in 7.5 years and let's see if you still deserve the bj ;)
( mofaha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

yeah, It's ok. I know full well I'll always be a smoker
I'm just not going to smoke anymore
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

I actually miss it in a nostalgic way sometimes
like it's an old friend I'm longing to hang out with.
There's a passage in Eno's diary where he talks about how "fantastic" smoking is, sitting out on a balcony at night, the tip of the cigarette glowing. I love the book but I curse him every time I come to that part, it makes me crave for days.
( mofaha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

yeah... I sometimes step downwind of a passer by just to catch the scent
but after 26 yrs I was medically forced to quit, or I'd probably, no would be, still smoking
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

Thats quite true
as a reformed smoker myself I found that having something to put in my mouth helped no end.

Maybe he should be giving us the blowjobs...
( Hellzapoppin You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

Or...


They'll get there I'm sure.
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

.
It is evil and make is you kill?
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

Stray apostrophies make my pants smell.

( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Oops Sorry, well spotted, and corrected!
;)
( WiL thinks the odds are good for a white xmas, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

'kin hell
Weren't this lot outside the court house earlier on when Shannon Matthews' so-called mother got remanded?
(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

Bottom Left, second one in...
isn't that Ian Brown?
(just4fun, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

if they where serious about banning smoking...
why not stop selling cigarettes? durr
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

Because they earn too much tax from them.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

this country sucks donkey bollocks

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

Yep.
It's more popular to horribly tax the comparatively few people who smoke than it is to raise taxes for everyone.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)