is there a squirt-gun version?
like in the kind of bottle for spraying water in a fine mist on plants
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

IT WOULD BE LIKE CILLET BANG ON TOAST

( MrPineapple dubl h8r, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

a marmite mist
what an intriguing idea
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:28, archived)

INSTANT TAN

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

eeewww
hahaha
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all twitter? I hardly knew her, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

i thought i saw a marmite mist once
turns out dad's hangover fart was a little more solid than he'd expected :(
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

ewwwwwwwwwww
I hope you took a pic and uploaded it to www.ratemypoo.com
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

i was about 7
and about to be gassed to death, so i cut my losses and ran for it. i was so glad when we moved to a house with 2 bathrooms.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:34, archived)

every house should have at least two toilets
nothing worse than walking into a toxic cloud of deadly fumes
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

i just moved out
and left my mother and brother to deal with my dad's biohazard ringpiece
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)