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[challenge entry] Morning all.

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(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# What role does the robot dog play in this process?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# well
it's for androids right?
and andrex is for humans, and andrex has a puppy on it, so the android version has a robo puppy on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# What role does the puppy play in the human process?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# it's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)
# And quite absorbent.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I see. Cute animals are an important part of anal hygiene.
Just like that bear which instructs you to "love your bum".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# wipe your arse on the puppy
and proceed to cleaning the exhaust with a properly clean and freshened ring
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# The robot dog looks quite small,
it could actually crawl up the exhaust port and do the cleaning itself, that would be useful.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# are we talking
small thermal exhaust ports no larger than a womp rat?
(The Director of Directing, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hah!
this.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I laughed till I came*
*wasnt very long

woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hmmm
soft AND abrasive...

oh this modern world!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)
# For the Klingons off the starboard bow
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Erm...
...should it be "coarse"?

Other than that, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Damn. Well spotted.
*ninja edits*

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I bet that chafes,
and not in the good way!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *uses*
OH GOD THE PAIN! THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN!

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# you love it
really
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I do love it. I do. I honestly really do.
*wipes away a single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *imagines the pain*
Arrrrgh! My arse! My beautiful arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# That's
hilarious. You scoured full marks for that one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaa
*click*


'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *nings*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)