LIES!!!!
Coffee... I think you're a bit confused
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

coffee
is for americans and lady-men.

real men drink tea.
(funkenstein Born from an egg on a mountain top, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

You mean,
men Communists
( Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

I love lady-communists.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Lady-men-communists??

( Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

What horrible genetic freak is this?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

propper tea is theft

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

excellent crowbaring of this pun

( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

high fan que

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

That would be true if Americans actually knew how to make coffee
rather than some brew that tastes like boiling water passed through an old man's nappy.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Dixon!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong
nice coffee is the perfect acompanyment to many things... after eating a late meal for example... good coffee is as good as good chocolate
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Exactly.
Drink tea for the love of god!

www.b3ta.com/links/176738
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

^This
Tea is the devil's jizm.

I read it in the Bibble.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

no
tea is nice also.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

I must admit, it is quite nice.
Oooooooooh, biccie, biccie, dip-dips.

I fear this war will never end.
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

LIES!!!
Both, at once, in the same cup!

I have a pack of something called cofftea I got in Zanzibar that's a mixture of both, but I've never had the guts to try it.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

are you supposed to brew this beverage in guts?
... delicious
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

That sounds nice,
I have just found out that our hot water at work has been switched off.. no tea, no coffee. What bastards!
( Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

talking of the guts to try it
you can get coffee that's fermented in monkeys guts - called kopi luwak

well you get monkey beer so why not?
( The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

50 quid a cup, so I hear

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)