*takes notes*

*explains this at the interview*

*gets job*

*hates job*

*hates world*

*becomes alcoholic*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

don't become an alcoholic
become cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)