oh those crazy scamps.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

lol

(GoldenFanjita, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
:D
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

click
you leged
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha
Reminds me of when the Clinton staff left the White house when George W Bush came in. It was supposed that they removed the letter W from all the keyboards:D
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Dear Mother,
I'm very upset, here at the hite house. My ne boss is a total anker.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha
Yeah the tat!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

*cough*
archive.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/05/23/vandals/print.html

(gives a quick 'woo' to lovely pic and goes back to work)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

pffft
I bet the P and C are worn a bit too
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

:)

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Arf!
*tries to thik of a witty respose ivolvig the letter ' '*

EDIT cograts on makig the frot page

pffft... frot...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

haha
and congratulations on completing your quest to find something witty involving the letter :P
( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

*glees*
:D
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

genius!!
.
( skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

this is the best i've seen all day!
*click*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

You mean the Hello Boys bandwagon didn't float your boat?

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Sorry about that.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

I thought it was quite an inocuous post at first.
Was stunned to see how it snowballed.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

I'll remember to stop spending so long
making stuff like my iPod Nanobot in future :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

i didn't see that :(
i've only been diving in and out all day :( i was mostly commenting on how much i hate bandwagons
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

I was pretty pleased with my manticore
but I think it must have given a lot of folks teh fear :(
( Barbarossa wants a pizza, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

where are these pics?
i think it was me that requested the manticore
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8276461

...and yes, yes it was! ;)
( Barbarossa wants a pizza, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

waaaarrrrrghhhh!
dark fear! what's to be next? chimera?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Lion's head, goat's body and a snake's tail?
Started it, but gave up for today :¬\
( Barbarossa wants a pizza, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

this sort of thing
www.informatik.uni-bonn.de/~idea/chimera.gif
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

this is udoubtedly
exceptioally fuy *clicks umerous times*
( Vladimir, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Quite an amusing premise.
But it does make the fairly unlikely assumption that journalists at the Daily Mail can read and write. I was under the impression that they pounded their fists on the keyboards until sheer blind prejudice and vitriol formed rudimentary words.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

haha, it's an effective way of typing

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

That is truly a beautifully constructed argument...
that is, quite frankly, irrefutable.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

*glomp* it's YOU
hello!

Actually, don't get too close, I think I've got stomach flu or something terrible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

*hugs massively* Yeah, it's me!
Did you hear the news?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

What news?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

^this^
smallnings cap'n
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

I shall be departing these shores soon...
:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

:-(
Where to?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

NYC
:-(

Fancy eloping?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Yes.
I'd move to New York, proper delis. Would you protect me? Everyone in NYC is ANGRY and mean.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

You need to ask?
Of Course!

Midtown, or Tribeca? Which do you fancy?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Tribeca please, it's near Soho. (no it isn't, Soho's in tribeca. Well, anyway)
And I love Soho no matter what city it's in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

Well, there's a place I'm looking at
Sort of loft conversion-y type thing, but it's just off the Bowery, just north of Chinatown.

Should be alright. It's going to be sad to leave London after all this time, though.

I'm rather scared, to be honest.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

Oh schnookums.
*big massive hugs* I can't come with, but I can be here!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Well, that's something, at least.
Thank you, honey.

*envelops in hugs*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

*snuggle*
And I shall see later on in the year about coming out to see you, depending on money.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

You and Manwife would be more than welcome, I hope you know that.
*mwah*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Thank you, puss.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

there's an ace bar on Bowery
called "crime-scene".
They have chalk outlines on the floor and handcuffs and such. They are also very nice and friendly.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

*splutter*
what what waht!
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Don't worry, sir
A little while yet, dontcha worry.
Well, a *little* while.

Plenty of CD delivery time :-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Did I gaz you yesterday?

( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

You did...
I'm sorry to be so slack, but as you can imagine, things are a bit crazy presently.

Next week is a runner. I'll gaz you back. *manhugs*
Sorry, chap.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

STUMMAK FLUE? :(
*cuddles*
( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

Or something, I'm not sure.
*cuddle* ello you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

feel better soon :(

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

Aye, I'm sure I will.
How's you and the mononeucleiosis?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

No longer together!
I got rid of it ^_^
( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Really? Excellent work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

:D

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

hahahaha
excellent work
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

hahahahaha!!!
casual racisim!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

casual friday again

( mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

woo!
*gets naked*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

best thing I've seen on here in weeks
and congrats on the deserved FP :)
( FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

ooh, and FP!
fookin' yes!
( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

YAY
Congrats :D
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

very well deserved,
if I may say.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Absolutely this*
*except for my stuff, obviously - particularly the "Hello Boys" poster
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Genius.
Simply genius.

I can *click* only once, but sir - you deserve more, you honestly do.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

how kind! :D

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Merely saying what I believe to be true.
*shakes firmly by hand*

Well done, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha!

*click*
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Excellent!
A well deserved FP
( Joliet is the morning DJ at W*O*L*D*, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

LOLZ
i) send to private eye
ii) profit
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

*may well do*

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

I don't think it's really Private Eye's style
but it's so definitely b3ta's ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

they'd probs only give a fiver anyway
that hislop's a right tight cunt
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Inspired!
Very well done, and congrats...
( enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Top work

( Halibut Pick a hole. Any hole..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Hahaha
Absolute class
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

Great stuff!
Congrats on a well-deserved FP!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Hahahaha!
Yay and cograts on the FP!
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Ha ha, fucking brilliant!

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Hahaha!
That's brill!
( Monty Propps packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

Congrats =D

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Ace!
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahaha!
I didn't laugh until the end bit, when i rofled
( Mousing, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

Hahahah!!!
BAD HEXY!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

really, REALLY good that - great stuff

( The Great Architect, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

haha
great stuff.
( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

That's the sort of class
I used to see on b3ta on a daily basis. Well done.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

LWL!

( kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

genuine
belly laugh
(Keefe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

iggers
made me spit cider all over my lappy.

nice one!
(discodaz has finally got a job!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

ot to metion immigrats.
This gave me the biggest laugh from anything on B3ta in ages. Thanks!
(Astatine, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

hahahahahaha
awesome
( noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Very funny!
:D
( Xenctuary ~xenc., Sun 13 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)

Daily Express!
Brilliant, but it should have been the Daily Express!
(craigix, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahahahahaha!

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

oh, you star
*click*
( spacehog see my photos at http://tinyurl.com/marks-snaps, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 1:10, archived)