I don't think it's really Private Eye's style
but it's so definitely b3ta's ;)
( Mushroom, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

they'd probs only give a fiver anyway
that hislop's a right tight cunt
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

( hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)