I can
...but I can't quite reach my little toe.
(rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Right, having just tried
I can do all ten. That's fucking piss easy.

You're all made out of glue and creaky doors, I have decided.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

I can do this no bother
next they'll be saying you can't lick your elbow
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

I can do the inside and the outside edge, if you get me.
Internet boys making me do strange things.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

I tried but im about 2 feet short
ahem
( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Are you an orang-utan?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Im not sure
I like the idea of being one tho
( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

you get to have massive flappy cheeks
and cabbage


a bit like Thora Hird, then
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Oh noes....

My sodding back has done again!

*Thanks!
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

i can do most of my right foot but none of my left foot
and i already know that i can't suck my own cock
( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)