moo crow?

( Dances with Rabbits Mamma told me not to Cum, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Woo!
TJ: Just found this interview transcript on the BBC website.

BBC: Pac Man, thank you for agreeing to talk with us. The subject which everyone is talking about at the moment is your recent admission that you suffer from bulimia.

PAC MAN: Yes, it’s something I’ve been battling with for years and I’ve finally found the courage to talk about it.

BBC: So how did the bulimia manifest itself?

PAC MAN: Well…once I’d started eating the white dots, I just couldn’t stop myself. I would just eat and eat and eat until I’d finished all of them. Then I would go into the next maze and continue eating and eating until I felt sick. As soon as the game finished, I’d be in the bathroom throwing up. I’m just amazed that nobody noticed I had bulimia.

BBC: So after each binge on white dots you’d go force yourself to be sick due to the guilt of your overeating?

PAC MAN: I never needed to force myself to be sick. I’d throw up because I’d eaten too much due my bulimia.

BBC: Surely that’s just eating until you throw up, not actually bulimia? Some people might think that you’re using this revelation to boost sales of your memoirs which are being published next month.

PAC MAN: No, of course not. I have been struggling to hide this affliction all the time I’ve been in the public eye. People liked to make jokes about me but nobody could see that deep down inside, each dot I ate was a way of punishing myself.

BBC: So you didn’t enjoy your food and only over ate when you were depressed or worried?

PAC MAN: Don’t get me wrong, those little white dots are really tasty and I could eat them all day. It didn’t matter what mood I was in, bulimia made me want to eat all the time. Constantly. Non-stop.

BBC: Bulimia is usually seen as an eating disorder where sufferers attempt to control their weight when they feel the rest of their life is out of control. Some people are saying that you’re not a very successful bulimic.

PAC MAN: Well I know I’m quite round but I think the general public have a slightly skewed idea of what bulimia is. Most people associate the disease with young women. I’m sure nobody would have been surprised if it had been Ms. Pac Man who was admitting to being bulimic.

BBC: As I’m sure nobody would have been surprised if you’d just admitted you were a greedy, fat bastard. Pac Man, thank you.
( Afinkawan, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

was paxman
the interviewer? sounds like his style
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

TJ:
totally unshopped:

i think someone at the beeb needs to check their geography and edit this page


edit: now fixed, only took em half an hour
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

why?
It says David Miliband has made the accusations.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

well, it's all forrin, innit, and the people are all brahhhn

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

obviously, apartheid is completely out of the question
I just don't want them anywhere near me ... some of my best friends are white
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

and he is a tory
oh wait, no, he's that other casually racist political party
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

people who were interested in this political crisis also
read about this politcal crisis
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

look on the right hand side
mugabe's got nowt to do with pakistan
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

I'm not sure it's suggesting that he has
it's just pointing out similar sorts of things happening in other parts of the world -- isn't it?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

nope
they've now fixed it so the sidebar is related to zimbabwe. 8 minutes after i posted that ^
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

I demand a recount

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

then you are an internet sleuth of the highest calibre
and I award you 25 nectar points and a half eaten cream egg...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

can i have things i like instead :(
or at least an abusive statement
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

you're a terrible burden on
your poor parents
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

lol
moogabe
(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha
nicely
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

was Ms. Pac-Man his wife or sister or...
or was it just him dressed up for a Friday night?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Act I:
They meet...
( hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yes
They're from Alabama
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

Rob!!!
Could we have a talk board for these sort of posts?

Thanks.
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

saucer of milk,
table two.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Thanks...

Oooo.. and it fine lady milk...
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

a tray of milk...
ladies love milk trays
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

I get that when I'm eating cornflakes in front of the telly.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Oh dear - NOOB ATTACK!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

At least it wasn't a MOOB ATTACK!

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

you been looking at my 'special pics again?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

No its better to just pretend you've looked at a post and then hijack it with something completley unrelated, taking interest away from the original poster who spent time working on something

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Agreed...

_WHAT?
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/4631396.stm
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I see what you did there

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

I like the way that you made use of the initial B, B and C to relate your post to the original without hijacking it with something completley unrelated, taking interest away from the original poster who spent time working on something


You have to laugh..
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

HAHA!!
Ah, Pac-Man, when will you learn...
(Insane Maniac hates eggs, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

hee

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

is it cold anywhere else in the country
I'm friesian ...

woo yay
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Oh, not an-udder pun thread!?
How Dairy!?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

what the Heck?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

COme on people - lets moove it.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

they might bring hanging back as capital
punishment... then they'll 'Angus
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

well that would beef a misteak

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Indeed - but maybe they're just
(spare) ribbing you
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

I'm going to run out of puns in
a Minotaur two
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

are you dun yet?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Oh for God Sake
I've Herd these all before
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Taking the Lord's name in vain?
How cud you?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Listen you two, I'm in no Moo-d for this!

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Well why don't you hoof off, then?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

Oh dear. Hold him down 'scary!
*Kicks A V in the bullocks*
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Silly Clownfish!
That's my calves!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

I beg your pardon, sir! Loin was the area I was aiming for.

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Yak yak yak

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Are you throwing up?
I've got a bucket - can you fillet?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

You'll not pull the wool over my eyes!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

with global warming causing sea levels to rise
I'm putting together a revolutionary army to claim ownership of those areas of the country at the greatest altitude... it's a high land coo
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Stop with the puns!
He said beefore that we should stop. It's despicabull.
(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

You'll need to out-flank them.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

how rare

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Steer clear of puns

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

don't get bullish
i'm a bit cold and all
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

This pun will be milked dry soon

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Or it cud just run and run

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

there's just not Rumen uff
on the board for all the cattle puns
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

no whey is that a joke

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

cor/bo/vine
woo
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Thats pretty cool
I think
(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

oh great, a flu ridden flying foot, mouth and wing

( Discomeats I like pies!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

A mooder of crows!
lol
(EddieEddie, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)