Oh for God Sake
I've Herd these all before
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Taking the Lord's name in vain?
How cud you?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)