And Moff drove a Pylon

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

and Jesus rode a Harley Davidson* apparently...
/Ugly Kid Joe



*in the bible they call it a Triumph though
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

i thought it was a donkey

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Moses
that's who
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Jesus rode Moses?
I can see why they didn't mention that too often... O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

yes
The Red Sea parted when Moses raised his mighty rod of God over the Sea as directed by God
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

"And
the roar of Moses' triumph could be heard across the land"

was it Jesus's, but Moses had borrowed it?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ah, the updated Easter story
'And lo, Jesus rode into Jerusalem on the back of a gleaming Harley. And he looked and saw it was full of bombs. And he said unto his disciples 'Bugger this for a game of Roman soldiers, who's for Agia Napa?''
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

And lo Mary Magdalene did hop on the pillion...
Awesome! Quoth the Lord. Now for some dope and a litre of Jack and we can get this party started.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

a gif for every occasion!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

I seem to have a surplus of Jesus gifs

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

I've got a Jesus jpg...

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

I was just about to ask about that pic!!
best of all the RIS pics.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hurrah!
Cheers =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

:o)

( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

And they did ride unto the coast
Where Mary didst panic, and wonder how they were to come unto Cyprus.
And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

And Simon, who is called Peter, did hang ten, and spake unto Christ
'caught my first tube today, Lord'. And lo, there was much rejoicing
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

And the Lord said
'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.
'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'

And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)