Offer her some for free!
All you need is a handy electrical socket and some wires. I'm sure she'll appreciate your helpful nature.
(TwistedLucidity last had a nawty thought at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

And let us see the video of this happening

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

I'm not sure which would me more funny
Guest-lady allowing it; or
The total kick riverghost would get for suggesting
(if their guest-lady is anything like the guest-ladies I know)
(TwistedLucidity last had a nawty thought at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

Don't think so
She seem offended when I tried to pull them out with snoutnosed pliers.
( riverghost the real natural enemy of the ferret, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

Ah
Kicking it is then. Remember to don the protective cup before asking.
(TwistedLucidity last had a nawty thought at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

Why is there a beardy lady round your abode, anyway?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

It's a new government rehabilitation scheme

( riverghost the real natural enemy of the ferret, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)